I got the stupid chud WAR SMELL soap because I always find that a fun thing to do with my gender
As a rule all of the hypermasculine fragrances smell a million times better on a woman
Not sure why - might just be a lesbian thing - but I feel way better about my womanhood when I’m putting something called like BOURBON SHOTGUN in my hair
I think I would probably still do this even if it were attainable for me to look like a model and dress entirely in diaphanous Chanel or Dior
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It makes a lot of billionaires waste their money and look stupid, and it upsets Christian Horner
That it’s being driven, literally and metaphorically, by Lewis Hamilton, and is covered in anti-racism and pro-LGBT branding, is also a delicious added morsel for me
I watch F1 (the Netflix series) rather than F1 (the motorsport event) and I’m very annoyed when the second one happens because I risk getting spoilers
In general I enjoy any sporting event way more when I can learn about the competitors and how they differ and the history and, for lack of a better word, storylines, without a huge investment of time
This is supposed to be what commentators are for but when has that ever been true
Think the best description of Xi Jinping Thought is also Big Featureless Cube of Ideology Marked ‘Ideology’ That You Can Slot Into The Ideology-Shaped Hole
It’s more useful because it says nothing in a way that provides for the government doing stuff, as opposed to Joe Biden Thought, which says nothing in a way that doesn’t