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Tea Pain

18 Jul, 9 tweets, 2 min read

MINI-THREAD on Trumpism:

1) After 4 years of embarassin' failures and gettin' wiped out in 2020, why does Trumpism still appeal to Republicans? Tea believes we'll understand it better if we break things down into their essence.

2) Trumpism ain't a doctrine. It's an act, and it's actions can be distilled down into three basic categories.

a. Ignorance
b. Racism
c. Cruelty

3) Remember when Trump said "We love the poorly educated?" Nate Lunder is one of the most ignorant men here in Gizzard Ridge. Needless to say, Nate is massive Trump supporter. Nate brags regularly that he's 47 years old and has never left Fartlett county. Tea would wager...

4) good money ol' Nate's never even met a black man, but he hates Black Lives Matter with a white-hot passion. Why? Because hate is fueled by fear and fear requires ignorance to thrive and Nate's got all three by the bushel basket. People are just naturally afraid of the unknown.

5) Nate's also been married three times and has trouble keepin' a job because he ain't done a honest day's work a day in his life. Plainly stated, Nate is lazy, but that don't keep him from blamin' minorities for his long string of poor personal life decisions.

6) Notice how Trump never accepts responsibility? A good person will examine his status in life, figure out what he did to get there, then work on a plan to dig his way out. Not Nate. Nate blames his plight on "Mexicans stealin' my job!", even through he'd have to drive...

7) ...all the way to the chicken plant in Berryville just to find one and you'd never catch Nate applyin' for a job that involved actual labor. You don't have to be a genius to extrapolate that ol' Nate is meaner than a snake and treated his three ex-wives like dirt.

8) Nate just don't blame minorities for his low station in life, but women too. It seems everybody's to blame for Nate's problems except Nate hisself. Sure sounds familiar don't it?

9) All that bein' said, why do Republicans continue headlong down this dark and hateful path? Because Nate Lunder is the Republican Party. <Tea out>

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