Conservatives are just better looking

No short supply of smoke shows here 🔥
So @Lisaelizabeth @krocs_on and Lindsey doesn’t have a Twitter
Libs triggered by the vipers
Y’all are fast

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19 Jul
This entire porn star debate comes down to 2 camps:

“Big tent” Libertarians vs social conservatives & their disagreement on the place of “freedom” vs social-moral responsibility

I think this issue can really help us grow on the right wing w/ our identity crisis because
It shows where the confusion is

1. The right throws the word “conservative” around too loosely to the point it doesn’t really have meaning

2. While pornography is not a conservative value & it’s objectively true to say one cannot be a conservative & a porn star
3. The reason a porn star would call herself “conservative” is due to the fact that most people call everyone on the right wing “conservative” in the MSM

4. Also, even the right doesn’t know if it wants to be a big tent movement or be defined by traditional conservative values
Read 6 tweets
12 Jul
Stop sending me this sh*# 😤
Hahahaah stop I swear!
Lmao!
Read 4 tweets
30 Jun
FACT CHECK: Bloomberg titled an article "Young American Adults Are Dying & Not Just From Covid"

However, COVID was not even listed in the top 5 causes of death for young people & appears to be added for clickbait

Therefore we rate this claim: MISLEADING
bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…
"As of June 16, 20,131 additional deaths from overdoses had been reported, a 31.3% increase over the same period in 2019, and 5,018 from homicides, a 28.8% increase."

"the CDC has so far counted 2,615 last year among 25-to-34-yr-olds 3.5% of the total deaths in the age group"
Even if we take the claim that there were 19% more deaths this past year than in 2019, the article even admits

"Drug overdoses have been the main problem, with the CDC attributing most of the increase in overdose deaths"

The CDC also blamed homicides for the sharp rise (in 2nd)
Read 4 tweets
30 Jun
There are plenty of opinions about Nick Fuentes, but a little research on this topic shows that “Holocaust denial” was a leftist tabloid smear

Doubling down to link Rep. Gosar in that category is even more disingenuous.

Fox, SMH 🤦‍♂️
Holocaust denial is horrible and trying to link Gosar to that is ridiculous

Also, I know this is rare in journalism today, but I once reached out to Nick for an official response to this claim

He responded to my request and clarified he does not deny the Holocaust

So…
He once made a really tasteless joke about the topic

He’s a young dude with edgy humor many find offensive

But gaslighting like this seems odd since Fox has journalists and could also just reach out to clarify before linking a sitting congressman to Holocaust denial

Sheesh
Read 6 tweets
9 Jun
Feminism is so epic when you think about it

Before women were empowered, boys kept ruining their lives

After they were empowered, they now royally mess up of their own lives, still reject responsibility, are miserable, but we don’t absorb the financial burden of the journey
The first of many #WBQ3 reflections looking at and appreciating this beautiful season dedicated to the ones who deserve a little recognition every once in a while
Nice to not have a man to help out in the emotional & $ mess that life can be at times! Gives the boys more time to hangout and soak up the sun in the season dedicated to them. As Confucius once said, “no brew shall be wasted on an ungrateful broad” (I think)
Read 4 tweets
30 May
Women, LGBTQ, and black people are treated the best in our country

Much better than anyone else

More opportunities, grants, often over represented in media, given jobs based on phenotype instead of merit

They should be grateful

We are a female-gay-black supremacist country
You can also be sexist if you’re a woman

Racist if you’re BIPOC

Degenerate if you’re lgbtq

And you might even get ahead for doing so!

It’s a wonderful world where you can fail upwards

But you also have to be a democrat sadly

That’s the fine print

So vote accordingly
Anyone who disagrees with me is probably blinded by their privilege

How can people in the highest social classes understand the experience of someone like me in the most discriminated group

I grew up hated, it’s gotten worse as society progresses

Don’t define “my” truth
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