In addition to being a bunch of virtue-signalling disloyal jerks, Black Rifle Coffee makes really crappy coffee
Didn’t mention this before because I wanted to give a friendly brand a chance to get its footing…but there were big problems

No roasting dates on the bags, for instance…they were selling stale coffee
Pro tip is that you want to see roasting dates, not expiration dates, on your coffee

Expiration date just tells you when *they* think their coffee is bad

In reality it’s bad a lot sooner

Every legit roaster puts a roasting date on their coffee
Also mostly selling dark roasts/blends, another tell

You can get away with selling crappy beans as dark roasts because they roast all the interesting flavor out of the bean (like Starbucks does)

Legit roasters focus on light/medium roasts
Want legit coffee? You can find Stumptown everywhere. It’s solid

Sure the owners probably hate you, but 1) they never pretended otherwise and 2) at least they are competent
Blue Bottle is also great

If you are in MD/DC then Ceremony is very good

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16 Jul
This attempt to cajole social media companies into censoring Americans should be seen as impeachable
This is America, we should not tolerate federal government censorship

It should be deterred with the strongest possible sanction
If Trump was impeached for a phone call Biden can be impeached for running roughshod over the First Amendment
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6 Jul
Wait, is David French demanding that conservatives refrain from using government power to achieve conservative ends?

Must be a day that ends in -day
If this isn't a distillation of @sohrab Ahmari's great coinage - "David Frenchism" I don't know what is.

"Don't write new law to solve a novel problem, instead, rely on older law and hope that courts read a broad statute the way you want them to. And if they don't, oh well!" Image
Another aspect of David Frenchism:

"This old law that liberals wrote is good, right, and just. But this new law that conservatives would write is un-American. Never mind that they are based on the same principles and constitutional foundation."
Read 4 tweets
5 Jul
You mean *our* mountain

Losing wars has consequences
In the same way that the mountain doesn't belong to the tribes the Lakota took it from, it doesn't belong to the Lakota anymore
Of course, if you'd like the mountain back, @LakotaMan1, the simplest step is to just embrace your American citizenship, and voila it's yours again
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30 Jun
I read the Cosby opinion from the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, it's pretty persuasive

Bruce Castor publicly announced that he would not prosecute Cosby as a way of forcing him to testify in the civil case, unable to assert any Fifth Amendment rights
Then ten years later, Castor's successor went ahead and prosecuted Cosby, based on incriminating testimony that Cosby had given in the civil case

We really don't want a world where prosecutors can bait-and-switch defendants on their Fifth Amendment rights
Read 5 tweets
29 Jun
Stuck in an elevator, is it 1927?
UPDATE: I am no longer stuck in an elevator, thank you @ArlingtonVaFD
The tyranny of Big Elevator demands a response
Read 7 tweets
27 Jun
One big lesson of January 6th is that federal criminal law is pretty draconian, as a general matter
It’s not that the federal prosecutors are being uniquely harsh to the 1/6 defendants

It’s that being indicted on federal charges sucks a lot more than people suspect
Layperson: “This is an outrage!”

Lawyer: “Welcome to federal criminal law.”
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