But that's another circled date in the Jason Doesn't Forget calendar. Instead, let's just talk a bit about Mark Herring, who was a fantastic guy, one of the real good ones, and the creator of the QWK packet, one of the most genius aspects of BBSing to be invented at the time.
FidoNET is another one - allow postings from messages from different boards to swap at night so the reach of people was increased exponentially. But QWK packets were a whole other deal altogether.
Since only one person could use most BBSes at once, time and bandwidth was scarce.
If you're only given 15 to 60 minutes on a BBS to respond to postings, or to read items, you have to be a fast reader, fast typer, maybe both, but probably not. And of course folks are frustrated waiting in line.
Sparky fixed that. He fixed the Hell out of it.
A QWK reader would connect to a BBS, and pull down all the new messages and private messages/email into tiny compressed packets, and you'd be set. You could then browse files or do other things, but you had ALL the new info from the BBS in one swoop.
Here's a fantastic article about the depth of what a difference QWK made: You could give long, thoughtful answers to posts. You could really consider what was being said. And it wasn't costing you a dime to read offline, and you didn't pay to type.
When I worked on the BBS Documentary, it was vital I interview Mark Herring. I was in Tennessee for a hacker conference so he came to the hotel and sat for an interview. He was naturally fantastic, brilliant as they came. This was 2002.
The full interview footage is here: archive.org/details/200211… - it's 2 hours, only a small amount of which I used. But for me, it was meeting a legend.
In 2020, Mark contacted me out of the blue, interested in bringing the unintended historical value of QWK to the Internet Archive, providing packets and a reader we could host for allowing people to experience them. This is the letter he sent me:
We talked for a while with some details and he went radio silent. It was 2020 and the pandemic meant a lot of people went radio silent. I hadn't realized until the sentencing today that he had been killed. Over a twitter handle.
I've interacted with the sort of nihilistic sociopaths who consider SWATting another tool in the toolbox. I've met them in person, and I have literally ruined all conversation for 20 feet around when I find out. SWATting is attempted murder and law needs to catch up.
In the absence of Sparky Herring, and while I'd idly waiting for his killer to get out, I'd like to invite people to consider helping making his project come to fruition, and help bring access to a reader to the Archive, so some of that history is saved.
Maybe I'll get a chance to meet or talk to his family and talk about who he was or offer to take on his archives, if they haven't (understandably) disposed of them.
Either way, the world's gone a bit darker.
Oh, before I get too many "but Jason" response tweets: Ask around about my legendary reputation for forgiveness. Save your typing.
Update: The family is in contact with me. They held silent for a year to ensure the case was handled properly, can you imagine
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This is how I found out why Mark "Sparky" Herring, creator of the .QWK packet, BBS Documentary interviewee, never got back to me last year while we were talking aboit sharing some of his archives.
If you want a much better, much more entertaining presentation about Soverign Citizens and the wonders of their thinking, just see my presentation on one:
I didn't understand that Paul Andrew Mitchell was a Soverign Citizen, but now I do.
Before anything else: Yes, they're crackpots. Yes, they're completely off the scale. No, there's no secret germ of truth inside the SovCits. Generally, they are tax dodgers or scammers.
I'm just one stupid little pony in this horse race, so everyone coming in to discuss this is going to go face deep or leaf off depending on their little bit of what matters to them. Let's just quickly restate what I'm going off about.
I said "RIP Audacity" when it got bought.
Now, Tantacrul ("project lead", now "design lead" of Audacity) went a little extra at me, in a way that says "I'm probably not the best person to have defending all this", so it got my interest, and people can attest to what it's like when you have my interest (and attention).
Audacity and it's super-nice-except-fuck-you-dude project leader seem to be getting ahead of schedule on the ruination.
Your personal data collected goes to Russia? Check.
A sound editing app that children should not touch until the magic age of 12, demolishing it as a teaching tool or inexpensive introduction to editing for young ones, in service of the terrible things it intends to do with data? Check.
1992: I have graduated from college! The world of potential is infinite!
2021: I just figured out there were only 16 episodes of Hong Kong Phooey
Whoops, this is taking off.
Hong Kong Phooey also appeared in the Laff-A-Lympics series, and probably got shoved in sideways through a bunch of Hanna-Barbera licensing and appearances. Here he is as late is 2017, in a Boomerang series, voiced by Phil LaMarr:
Laff-A-Lympics is 24 episodes, so since Hong Kong Phooey is all up in that (voiced by the same actor, Scatman Crothers), it's possible many tiny child brains combined it all into one big blob and so there's a lot of HK in memories.