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Jul 22, 2021 17 tweets 6 min read Read on X
A thread about Harare girls and what they are capable of doing. Kukurukura hunge wapotswa.

This is a true story that happened recently muCovid imomu
Iyo yevasikana vepano paTwitter yekuisa mafilter iyi hah yakandiparira. Ndakalinka nekamwe kamuTweleb kuDM. Kakambotanga kachishaina bvandati ndombonzaniko, ndaingokanda mafotos everyday ndakarova mafomari ndakamira nembinga dzandaijuma tonaz CBD.
Babe rakasvika pakuti ndipoo number rega ratapirirwa nestaira ndikati no prob let's take it to the green app. Kaiti kakafona ndaiti mira I'm in a business meeting will call you jus now chero ndichidiridza mavheji. Ndaingomhanya patuckshop ye areas yangu ndotenga airtime.
Day of reckoning came. Babe rakati I'm in town uripi, ndikati sorry was called kuVic Falls Stock Exchange just now so I'm on my way to airport. Apa ndaitowacha carpet ndiripamusoro pemba. Ndakangoti babe let's meet tonaz on Saturday. Had 3days to hustle clobha neshagi ndiimpresse
Ko handipererweka. Ndakabva ndangobata muface wekumaraini aingobhaiza vanhu kuti ndoshanda kuma office mahombe Widzo ndikati ndipoo smart casual top to bottom, zvikanzi mhanya paden ugare watora coz "ndakubuda kuenda kugraft unongoziya mabasa edu aya" ndikati shuwa mkoma muneyese
Weekend ichisvika ndakaudza momz kuti pane maCVs andoda kunosiya tonaz zvikanzi bho ibva waenda ne$300 yatete Sirivhiya usiye pagraft pavo. "Izvozvo chete here momz, haisi nyaya but ndokumbirawo fone yenyu Samsung S21 kuti ndizokwanisa kuisa maPDF files yangu is low on memory"
8am dzakazosara kukwana ndatomira paOK Machipisa ndakasvika paine pressure bvandanomira follaz coz vanhu vemughetto ndovaziya vaizosvibisa smart rangu. Ndichingomira kudai, pakabva pasvika nyama yeMark X new shape with 2 very beautiful ladies, zvikanzi are you going to town
Ndakangoti damn yeah I'm going zvikanzi we are from Mutare, coming from Beitbridge so were dropping some stuff in Glenorah we are lost. Ndikati hamuna, regai tibaye tese. Backseat pfee hangu seatbelt shwee. Handei girls kurikubva nezuva ikoko
Shavi rekushamisira rakabva rangobata. Bvandati hamuna charger yeS21 here coz ndoda kukuroverai house music nebluetooth. Zvikanzi bho. Bvandaisira muface wangu Ngodza message yekuti "we r men of men" our code yekuti fone me nenyaya dzekuisa fone paLoudspkr
Ngodza haana kunonoka, apa fone bvandaidaira iripabluetooth ipapo. Zvikanzi mdara pane client yauya necash $21500 hanzi imwe ndopedzisa tmrw, ko Benz yenyu matora here kuservice,Tino is waiting for u arikuda kubatsirwa kuimporter Rolls-Royce from UK, Mangudya ati huyai kupraz etc
Ndakangoreplyer neka accent kedu kepaDub, ndichiti "Apparently..." and used other business terms. Ndakaona girls dzabokola nekona yeziso ndikati munokwara mubhora. The girl driving akabva ati mungaitewo ma$400 dollars akabatana here need kupfuura ndichisiira some1 pana Samora....
Akazosara kupedzisa kuti I have money on Mukuru ndanga ndatomutambidza mari yatete Sirivhiya iya. Akati do you know where we can withdraw paMukuru ndikati ngatingoendei pamashops epaFife Avenue bvandavapa madirection. Within minutes tangatasvika zvikanzi handed nekaidriver kacho
Ndakangoti dzawira mutswanda and as we walked from the car park damn we looked good as a couple, tichingopinda maOK paneMukuru babe akabva ati damn I forgot my ID, unokwanisa kubata queue here ndinotora ndikati no prob anything to make you happy. As she walked away ndakaona denga
1..2...3....4....6.....8.......20 minutes gone babe harisikudzoka apa teller akuti next kwandiri, ndakangoudza munhu anga arikumashure kwangu kuti let me just fetch my wife I am coming back just now bvandamhamya kucar park. Ndakasvika paMark X yewhite ndikati but that was silver
I panicked a bit ndikati asi ndarasika, I went thru the whole damn car park even nekustreet yepanext looking for that car. Ndakazoti ok ndasiya my fone in the car let me fone it nekambudzi kaiva muhomwe. Ndivaudze kuti queue yaita kuno
To be continued if I get enough likes. Otherwise ndirikuzvifonera
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