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Writer, Comedian, Poet, Former Class Monitor Lover of sports, cricket is bae, ManU since primary
Feb 1, 2022 11 tweets 4 min read
Valentines, Mitchell and Chitungwiza is a combination isingafanire kupinda mu1 sentence. Combo iyi yakasimba kudarika Russian vodka is dilution. I will tell you a story of my personal experiences.
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A thread about my life in ghetto 1. 2 years ago paVale ndakaisirwa mssge naMitchie achiti mdara wake is in Kwekwe so I can come and spend night paden pake. Akazosara kukata fone ndanga ndatova pabus stop ndakutoita pressure pakombi kubaya paden pake. Isu tiri ana mugaradzakasungwa
Jan 23, 2022 14 tweets 5 min read
A thread about how my mother discovered that I was now drinking beer

1. Pafeya momz yangu raised me well. Yanga iri mukadzi weruwadzano munhu wekelaz so misikanzwa yese ndaingoti muroyi royera kure but rina manyanga hariputirwe, rinoda kungoiswa mubox...Why?
#goodghettovibe 2. Ndakasvika paden ndakabata 2 macots eCastle ne empty rechi 3. Time was around 1145pm. Ndandisati ndambononoka paden kudai coz momz had a policy yekuti mwana anopakurirwa ndearipo, asipo ihombarume. So whatever I did I made sure ndasvika paden before 730pm. But on this day...
Aug 8, 2021 13 tweets 5 min read
DATING HRE GIRLS: BODY COUNT EDITION Part 2
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A Thread

2.1 Someone once said kuti pane munhu achazongodaidzira ari pakati petonaz CBD kuti "hah vakadzi so" obva angodonhera pasi nekutoti zii ipapo ipapo. Anyway we move..So nebabe rangu we continued bho zvekuti.... 2.2Babe was always full of surprises nomatter the day. Rimwe day babe had a workshop kuVic Falls so rakati I'm booking a flight ndoda uuye the following wknd. (Hey that flight I will have a thread on its own bcoz it was my first ever)
Aug 5, 2021 17 tweets 7 min read
DATING HRE GIRLS : BODY COUNT EDITION Part 1
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1.1 A saying in Hre is that It's much easier for a Zupco bus to pass thru an eye of a needle than a Hre girl with an iPhone to text you first. I'm a living testimony. No matter the drip...unless of course you're Mudi Image 1.2 So this girl taiviber bho, we hd a relationship like chibhodhoro nedilution,or so I thought. Yekushaya jagwa yangu iyi kanga kasina kana dhiri nazvo, or so I thought. Taigona kubva kuna 7th kunobata Mkt Square netsokorolla dzedu no pressure Image
Jul 29, 2021 15 tweets 5 min read
Why Women Shouldn't Wear Skinny Jeans Part 1
New Thread
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There is that feeling of uneasiness inoitika kana wakagara pachemba uchiita hako number 2 paya panosplasher tumvura tworova a comeback. Ndiyo exact permanent feeling yaunonzwa kana usingaende kugraft. Image Ghetto rakazondiremera heavy zvekusvika pakuti kumahwindi varungu. Ndanga ndapafinal stage yedesperation iya inonzi RR or chamuka inyama. Mhepo dzemadzinza dzinenge dzakajamuka rough I remember kunaLyton uko ndakanzi hapana basa ndikati chero kugeza hangu fence ndinoda Image
Jul 26, 2021 16 tweets 6 min read
Part 3 Harare Girls

I sat on the edge of bed lyk a choir gal on honeymoon. Dai ndaiva nekashagi ndaiwana pekutangira. Maface emughetto hatina mari yatinomboshafa paside in case of emergency. Our savings acc is the back pocket, ikaiswa kufront pocket yatove 'u only live once' Image Most ppl don't understand why I was sweating in winter. Momz yangu can vava. Make no mistake,she is a very devoted christian with Mahendere CD that nvr bn removed from the DVD since 2015. Bcoz of what I am abt to say, if I mention church yavanopinda, I will be sued by vanhu veUMC Image
Jul 23, 2021 17 tweets 6 min read
Part 2 Harare Girls

Ndakaita about a minute ndichikanganwa my own cell number, ndichingoiisa ndakadairwa nekamukadzi kaya keEconet kachiti number not reachable. I tried 14 times ndopandakaona kuti kamukadzi kaya ndichandagwinyira. Ndakabva ndangoridza zitsamwa rekwaMai Azuka Image Semunhu anga akarova smart I tried not to panic. Asi umm...Ukaona muhupenyu usati wagara pasi mutara wosimuka wogara wosimuka wofamba wobata muchiuno negotsi zvese ka1 take your time to pray. Ndakazviita in less than a minute until guard wepaSpar ati endai neconfusion yenyu kure Image
Jul 22, 2021 17 tweets 6 min read
A thread about Harare girls and what they are capable of doing. Kukurukura hunge wapotswa.

This is a true story that happened recently muCovid imomu Iyo yevasikana vepano paTwitter yekuisa mafilter iyi hah yakandiparira. Ndakalinka nekamwe kamuTweleb kuDM. Kakambotanga kachishaina bvandati ndombonzaniko, ndaingokanda mafotos everyday ndakarova mafomari ndakamira nembinga dzandaijuma tonaz CBD.