Thread by @garius

I am on the most Teamsiest of Teams meetings ever.

This whole pandemic has been a real exercise in discovering which colleagues thought that getting cheap broadband was a good idea.

Oh cool. The point of the meeting where people act shocked at a thing happening that everyone was warned would happen if people didn't do the things required to avoid it in time.

And people didn't.

"is someone... angle grinding?!"

"oh sorry! that's outside my house. I'll mute."

I'm reasonably certain that one of the new circles of hell is people who do Teams meetings using inbuilt mics and no headphones.

The one beneath that is full of people doing the same, but with kids in the room.

Oh cool. We've decided that the thing everyone was shocked at not happening because people didn't do the things required to avoid it in time, wasn't actually necessary.

Because that's easier than mentally accepting shit done got fucked up.