“In an explosion of partisan bickering, a politically charged mob breached the doors of the Capitol. The melee between both sides injured police, and left the two parties unable to agree as to the cause of the skirmish.”

– how some outlets might write up 1/6 if it happened today
Here’s the problem with trying to satirize the regnant Washington press pack’s ‘both sides’ tic: reality always manages to outdo whatever one comes up with.

Seditionists breached the Capitol, and Politico writes of “die-hard members of Team Blue”. What the f––?
(*dozens, including journalists and academics who study media, criticize a framing choice presented as if it stated obvious facts*)

[REPORTER, in retort:]
“People attack what they don’t understand.”
If a community of pretty smart people “don’t understand” what a journalist tried to say, that’s on the writer and their editors. Seems petulant to accuse readers of just being dense.
Right: GOP members of Congress still enjoy the platform of being — wait for it! — members of Congress.

It’s as if the Playbook writer took Charlie Brooker’s parody, and decided: “I should play that as deadpan.”

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22 Jul
“Vaccine resisters can’t be persuaded if they feel disrespected,” the piece last week in National Review argued. That’s wrong
— the ‘disrespect’ here lies in approaching a resister such as this man as if facts and reason led him to his stance.
He thinks, as he prepares to leave the hospital after a stay in the ICU, that governments are “trying to shove [the vaccine] down your throat.”

Don’t perform ‘respect’ for him by arguing the facts. Show him the respect of allowing him to decide what consequences he can tolerate.
What consequences? More expensive insurance premiums and co-pays, once the vaccines receive final approval. Bans on air and rail travel. Whatever consequences employers impose on people with no medical reason to refuse vaccination.

People can make their own choices. But …
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Spare a dime for the LA Sheriff’s Dept., which is faced with the fearsome burden of enforcing a public-health order against … (*checks notes*) um, itself.
I mean, who expects better conduct from a bunch of gangbangers.*

(* The LA Sheriff’s Dept. has multiple gangs within its ranks — and at least one of them makes the use of lethal force a requirement for admission.)
Anyhow, pity the poor LA county sheriff, who’s too busy clearing nonviolent unhoused people from beaches to handle the minor matter of public health during a pandemic. latimes.com/california/sto…
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Over 600K people died of COVID in the U.S., a huge swath of them unnecessarily. Yet millions balk at vaccination, even as a new wave sends those w/o shots to hospitals.

No, climate deniers won’t be moved by evidence.
The pandemic convinced me of this: we have to quit expecting facts to sway people who don’t use reason to arrive at their beliefs.

Instead, we have to junk rules that force popular majorities to go to immovable minorities for permission to govern.
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Oh, William Regnery? Angel-investor-for-white-nationalists William Regnery?
“‘Yes, I’m race conscious,’ he said. ‘In my ethnostate,’ he explained, ‘I would exclude, as a rule of thumb, non-whites, non-Europeans, wherever, however you want to define them. So, that includes blacks.’” buzzfeednews.com/article/aramro…
Still true: degenerates such as centimillionaire-by-inheritance William Regnery II are poster children for the importance of taxing the rich.
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The WaPo ed board cannot at once be serious about acting to stem climate change and ardent in supporting “highway expansion.” Come on, now. washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/…
The way to stave off “nightmarish highway congestion” isn’t by adding lanes. That only induces traffic. What it _does_ require: improving MARC, expanding Baltimore Metro, and investing in Northeast Corridor HSR.
Was just in traffic on the southbound 405 over the Sepulveda pass last Saturday, and let me confirm this to those who wonder: one more lane did not, in fact, fix it.
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