Thread by @QuinnyPig

It’s high time @PolyworkHQ added some features. A thread…

Let me endorse people for things. When they're late to a meeting with me, I can endorse them for "time management." Rude to me on Twitter? You're now a Sharepoint expert.

Offer more clarity in badges. What category does unpaid emotional labor fall under?

How can I share other people's hustle-porn posts on my timeline to build clout?

I would like other people's accomplishments to feature a "Challenge" option so they stop claiming credit for that project we *all* worked on, Kyle.

I can search for people by what they’re best at; now let me search by what they’re terrible at. Show me the people who are the worst in the world at naming things so I can claim an @awscloud referral bonus.

Improve the search tools so I can conduct industrial espionage with fewer clicks.

https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1418698882083524611

Let me tag people with where they work. Rude to me at the grocery store? You now work in the ethics department at Facebook.

Let people recommend others for things. When they both recommend each other, remove the recommendations.

This compresses to “don’t build a recommendation feature.”

Let me recommend people for jobs. The only way I’ll ever get rid of my boss is if they take a better job elsewhere, so help me send their useless ass somewhere that sucks at effectively screening job applicants.

Show different views depending upon what custom URL people use to visit my profile. So thoughtleader.cloud can be the fun shitpost version, but a “www2” subdomain shows one that screams “professional at digital transformation,” just like @Deloitte’s website does.

Support hashtags. If someone uses more than three in a single post, ban them permanently and frame them for embezzlement.

Let me edit the @PolyworkHQ badge icons globally so this becomes the new one for “thought leader.”