behold, my official real housewives power ranking! we will be ranking every real housewife to ever grace the franchise! #RHOP #RHOA #RHOM #RHONY #RHONJ #RHOC #RHOBH #RHOSLC #RHOD
(sn: the dc girls will not be included bc i’ve never seen it and no one cares lol)
(sn: the dc girls will not be included bc i’ve never seen it and no one cares lol)
we begin with the neverland tier:
to me, the worst thing a real housewife can be is boring. it’s worse than being annoying, overproduced, etc. the girls that don’t work are the bottom of the barrel. they should be ashamed.
to me, the worst thing a real housewife can be is boring. it’s worse than being annoying, overproduced, etc. the girls that don’t work are the bottom of the barrel. they should be ashamed.
117. tammy knickerbocker
and the award for worst housewife of all time goes to tammy. i bet half of you don’t even know who i’m talking about. the most entertaining part about her were her daughters. i literally don’t remember a single thing she ever said or did. next.
and the award for worst housewife of all time goes to tammy. i bet half of you don’t even know who i’m talking about. the most entertaining part about her were her daughters. i literally don’t remember a single thing she ever said or did. next.
116. cristy rice
watching cristy was like watching an abyss. no substance, no thoughts, nothing to add. she couldn’t even pay for a ticket to lea’s gala… how are you broke AND boring? i don’t think so.
watching cristy was like watching an abyss. no substance, no thoughts, nothing to add. she couldn’t even pay for a ticket to lea’s gala… how are you broke AND boring? i don’t think so.
115. larsa pippen
my girl larsa WILL serve in this miami reboot but for now i can only go off of her piss poor debut season. she has all the makings of a great housewife so i hope she brings it this time around. i simply don’t know THIS larsa. i am suddenly blind.
my girl larsa WILL serve in this miami reboot but for now i can only go off of her piss poor debut season. she has all the makings of a great housewife so i hope she brings it this time around. i simply don’t know THIS larsa. i am suddenly blind.
114. deshawn snow
remember when she held a fundraiser and nobody paid a single dime 💀 this woman spent her time looking for an assistant for her life where she’s does nothing and i don’t even think andy asked her a question at the reunion lmao. anyways.
remember when she held a fundraiser and nobody paid a single dime 💀 this woman spent her time looking for an assistant for her life where she’s does nothing and i don’t even think andy asked her a question at the reunion lmao. anyways.
113. cindy barshop
no. literally such a bad casting decision. she didn’t mesh at all with the other women and brought absolutely nothing to the table. i know bethenny was laughing. and i’m sorry but this joker smile is giving me night terrors.
no. literally such a bad casting decision. she didn’t mesh at all with the other women and brought absolutely nothing to the table. i know bethenny was laughing. and i’m sorry but this joker smile is giving me night terrors.
112. kimberly bryant
the original oc build-a-barbie didn’t make it past season 1 bc i think she moved but regardless i don’t think we were missing much anyway. all i remember are her tits bc she mentioned them like 10 times.
the original oc build-a-barbie didn’t make it past season 1 bc i think she moved but regardless i don’t think we were missing much anyway. all i remember are her tits bc she mentioned them like 10 times.
111. quinn fry
this jesus freak who also had a thing for younger men was just a weirdo, and not in a fun way. her bangs were god awful and she looks like she’ll call the police if you’re outside past 10 pm. i don’t like it.
this jesus freak who also had a thing for younger men was just a weirdo, and not in a fun way. her bangs were god awful and she looks like she’ll call the police if you’re outside past 10 pm. i don’t like it.
110. tiffany hendra
her tagline literally stated that she didn’t come to fight… um… hopefully leeanne was charging rent for her living up her asshole…
her tagline literally stated that she didn’t come to fight… um… hopefully leeanne was charging rent for her living up her asshole…
109. kathy wakile
racoon eyes literally had a built-in storyline with teresa and never used it. a complete waste of space and they only kept her around so long bc of rosie. i will say that her mere presence sending teresa into a tail spin was hilarious bc same.
racoon eyes literally had a built-in storyline with teresa and never used it. a complete waste of space and they only kept her around so long bc of rosie. i will say that her mere presence sending teresa into a tail spin was hilarious bc same.
108. ana quincoces
she just breathed oxygen all season and then attacked lea at the reunion but it was too little too late. miami is full of flops, no wonder it was cancelled.
she just breathed oxygen all season and then attacked lea at the reunion but it was too little too late. miami is full of flops, no wonder it was cancelled.
107. karent sierra
dr. heavenly kimes is the only dentist i recognize on bravo tv dot com. the only memorable thing about this girl was literally her smile. this is not toddlers and tiaras… start working!
dr. heavenly kimes is the only dentist i recognize on bravo tv dot com. the only memorable thing about this girl was literally her smile. this is not toddlers and tiaras… start working!
106. marysol patton
idk why tf they’re bringing her back for the reboot bc mama elsa has passed (rip) so like… what are we doing here?
idk why tf they’re bringing her back for the reboot bc mama elsa has passed (rip) so like… what are we doing here?
105. meredith marks
a walking xanax zombie. she better step it up for season 2, or disengage from my tv screen.
a walking xanax zombie. she better step it up for season 2, or disengage from my tv screen.
104. kim fields
tootie just had no business being apart of this mess lol. the fact that she didn’t give kenya a new hairline over pulling her chair out is a crime in itself. we are all shereé asking “whatchu gonna do?” bc the answer is nothing.
tootie just had no business being apart of this mess lol. the fact that she didn’t give kenya a new hairline over pulling her chair out is a crime in itself. we are all shereé asking “whatchu gonna do?” bc the answer is nothing.
103. kristen taekman
crickets. there’s nothing to see here with model girl. just a pretty face and nothing else. i would’ve thrown that wine glass at her too if i was ramona. the way she got first seat at the reunion… that’s just an indication of how trash rhony was at the time
crickets. there’s nothing to see here with model girl. just a pretty face and nothing else. i would’ve thrown that wine glass at her too if i was ramona. the way she got first seat at the reunion… that’s just an indication of how trash rhony was at the time
102. stephanie hollman
the fact that she’s the OG of dallas tells you all you need to know about this stain on the franchise. 5 seasons and nothing iconic whatsoever, just dumb fart jokes 🤮 i dont have much to say and she doesn’t either so…
the fact that she’s the OG of dallas tells you all you need to know about this stain on the franchise. 5 seasons and nothing iconic whatsoever, just dumb fart jokes 🤮 i dont have much to say and she doesn’t either so…
that’s all for this tier. tomorrow we will be getting into the ruh-gey tier…
these are the girls who aren’t COMPLETE duds, but they either didn’t fit in or, like ramona when it comes to reggae music, didn’t quite get it.
these are the girls who aren’t COMPLETE duds, but they either didn’t fit in or, like ramona when it comes to reggae music, didn’t quite get it.
101. kathryn edwards
i dont even count her as a housewife, but more as a friend of bc she came in mid-season and we saw close to nothing of her. she was a little eccentric, had a hot husband, and an interesting story so maybe there was something there but alas we’ll never know
i dont even count her as a housewife, but more as a friend of bc she came in mid-season and we saw close to nothing of her. she was a little eccentric, had a hot husband, and an interesting story so maybe there was something there but alas we’ll never know
100. elizabeth vargas
wtf is this…
wtf is this…
99. the jersey twins
these bitches were weird and annoying and even their cast mates didn’t know wtf they were doing hanging around. they’re so unmemorable that they didn’t even get separate taglines.
these bitches were weird and annoying and even their cast mates didn’t know wtf they were doing hanging around. they’re so unmemorable that they didn’t even get separate taglines.
98. joyce giraud
joyce had the potential to be iconic but all she talked about was her ugly husband’s penis (ew) and couldn’t match brandi’s energy. it IS a competition joyce! and you lost.
joyce had the potential to be iconic but all she talked about was her ugly husband’s penis (ew) and couldn’t match brandi’s energy. it IS a competition joyce! and you lost.
97. peggy sulahian
heather dubrow’s replacement was just… strange lol. nothing she did ever made any sense and her hair always looked horrible for some reason lmao.
heather dubrow’s replacement was just… strange lol. nothing she did ever made any sense and her hair always looked horrible for some reason lmao.
96. carlton gebbia
let’s be clear: ms. witch bitch is an icon. however, she’s in this tier for a reason. she definitely didn’t fit in with the group and it’s no surprise she’s a one season wonder. i don’t think anyone besides brandi has ever came for kyle like that.
let’s be clear: ms. witch bitch is an icon. however, she’s in this tier for a reason. she definitely didn’t fit in with the group and it’s no surprise she’s a one season wonder. i don’t think anyone besides brandi has ever came for kyle like that.
95. amber marchese
yes, amber is a menace to society but we have to be objective and admit that her and her power bottom husband carried season 6 of jersey. i honestly would have liked to have seen maybe ONE more season of her but maybe it was for the best lol.
yes, amber is a menace to society but we have to be objective and admit that her and her power bottom husband carried season 6 of jersey. i honestly would have liked to have seen maybe ONE more season of her but maybe it was for the best lol.
94. leah mcsweeney
here’s the thing: ms. married to the mob is or could be a great reality tv star. just not for rhony. and that’s why she’s in this tier. she’s more of an mtv girl lol and i feel like she’d thrive there.
here’s the thing: ms. married to the mob is or could be a great reality tv star. just not for rhony. and that’s why she’s in this tier. she’s more of an mtv girl lol and i feel like she’d thrive there.
93. drew sidora
terrible style, mediocre home, annoying ass husband, no one-liners, failed stunts, and paying a mortgage inside porsha’s ass. no ma’am.
terrible style, mediocre home, annoying ass husband, no one-liners, failed stunts, and paying a mortgage inside porsha’s ass. no ma’am.
92. jules wainstein
i liked jules. she was a little off, but i feel like with more time, she could’ve blossomed. i liked how she wasn’t scared of bethenny and she made carole actually work for her check a little bit which is something writer girl isn’t used to.
i liked jules. she was a little off, but i feel like with more time, she could’ve blossomed. i liked how she wasn’t scared of bethenny and she made carole actually work for her check a little bit which is something writer girl isn’t used to.
and now we move on to what will probably be the biggest tier and that is the I without the T tier:
these girls were/are GOOD, but they weren’t/aren’t GREAT.
these girls were/are GOOD, but they weren’t/aren’t GREAT.
91. lizzie rovsek
lizzie is the only housewife to literally make tamra run away screaming so for that she deserves praise but that’s all i will give her. she will not be forgiven for her flop second season as a friend where she wasn’t even invited to the reunion. do better.
lizzie is the only housewife to literally make tamra run away screaming so for that she deserves praise but that’s all i will give her. she will not be forgiven for her flop second season as a friend where she wasn’t even invited to the reunion. do better.
90. peggy tanous
i thought peggy t. was a missed opportunity tbh. she was opinionated, money hungry and had a strange dynamic with alexis and jim. i wish we’d seen more of her bc she was ready to go in the season 7 premier despite not even being a cast member anymore.
i thought peggy t. was a missed opportunity tbh. she was opinionated, money hungry and had a strange dynamic with alexis and jim. i wish we’d seen more of her bc she was ready to go in the season 7 premier despite not even being a cast member anymore.
89. emily simpson
i guess emily works as like “the glue of the group” or whatever but she’s dryer than the arizona desert on a summer’s day and i can’t stand her stupid ass always clocking ppl in the confessional but never to their face. very irritating.
i guess emily works as like “the glue of the group” or whatever but she’s dryer than the arizona desert on a summer’s day and i can’t stand her stupid ass always clocking ppl in the confessional but never to their face. very irritating.
88. alexia echevarria
how alexia became the main girl of miami is beyond me bc i always thought she was boring as shit. like emily, i guess she’s supposed to be the middle man but she’s gonna have to do something in this reboot besides look pretty for me.
how alexia became the main girl of miami is beyond me bc i always thought she was boring as shit. like emily, i guess she’s supposed to be the middle man but she’s gonna have to do something in this reboot besides look pretty for me.
87. jo de la rosa
I LOVE THIS WOMAN! she was young, fun, didn’t give a fuck and drove off with slade’s car when he pissed her off. she was on the show when it wasn’t really housewives so i’d love to see her come back to really find out what she’s made of.
I LOVE THIS WOMAN! she was young, fun, didn’t give a fuck and drove off with slade’s car when he pissed her off. she was on the show when it wasn’t really housewives so i’d love to see her come back to really find out what she’s made of.
86. lisa wu
i’m also a lisa wu stan! again, i’d like to see her come back nowadays because she was always ready to clock kim and shereé.
i’m also a lisa wu stan! again, i’d like to see her come back nowadays because she was always ready to clock kim and shereé.
85. denise richards
she’s only this high because she was the main focus of season 10 and she’s denise fucking richards. however, she’s a horrible housewife. did absolutely nothing her first season and then when there was drama she wanted it cut out… glad she’s gone.
she’s only this high because she was the main focus of season 10 and she’s denise fucking richards. however, she’s a horrible housewife. did absolutely nothing her first season and then when there was drama she wanted it cut out… glad she’s gone.
84. charrisse jackson-jordan
potomac has never had a bad housewife but charrisse is definitely the bottom of the totem pole. her monotone voice put me to sleep and she had to be demoted for her to actually work.
potomac has never had a bad housewife but charrisse is definitely the bottom of the totem pole. her monotone voice put me to sleep and she had to be demoted for her to actually work.
83. eboni k williams
i like eboni and i like that rhony finally has an anchor that’s not a functioning alcoholic. with more seasons, i’m sure she’ll climb the ranks but for now, keep dragging ramona and luann.
i like eboni and i like that rhony finally has an anchor that’s not a functioning alcoholic. with more seasons, i’m sure she’ll climb the ranks but for now, keep dragging ramona and luann.
82. adrienne maloof
maloof hoof didn’t add much of anything to the show and then she didn’t even show up to the reunion so there’s not much to say. paul should’ve had a diamond tbh.
maloof hoof didn’t add much of anything to the show and then she didn’t even show up to the reunion so there’s not much to say. paul should’ve had a diamond tbh.
81. lydia mclaughlin
i can’t stand this bitch lol. points for making shannon squirm anytime she saw her, but anyone can do that so it’s giving bare minimum. her husband’s super hot though.
i can’t stand this bitch lol. points for making shannon squirm anytime she saw her, but anyone can do that so it’s giving bare minimum. her husband’s super hot though.
80. heather gay
she has a cult following of homosexuals bc she has #FreeBritney in her bio but i see through it. she’s boring, lame, annoying, and all she does is eat drumsticks and cry about being mormon. nobody cares.
she has a cult following of homosexuals bc she has #FreeBritney in her bio but i see through it. she’s boring, lame, annoying, and all she does is eat drumsticks and cry about being mormon. nobody cares.
79. kary brittingham
tequila kary gets too much hate imo. she was the only one trying to make dallas entertaining last season and it was a mistake to get rid of her (allegedly).
tequila kary gets too much hate imo. she was the only one trying to make dallas entertaining last season and it was a mistake to get rid of her (allegedly).
78. cary deuber
the other cary is only beloved today bc everyone else on dallas is racist but she’s not iconic at all and her only storyline was her husband. she was let go for a reason.
the other cary is only beloved today bc everyone else on dallas is racist but she’s not iconic at all and her only storyline was her husband. she was let go for a reason.
77. brandi redmond
disgusting. literally not housewives material at all. she shouldn’t have made it past the interview process. the only reason she’s this high is bc her and leeanne carried the first few seasons of dallas even though that’s not saying much.
disgusting. literally not housewives material at all. she shouldn’t have made it past the interview process. the only reason she’s this high is bc her and leeanne carried the first few seasons of dallas even though that’s not saying much.
🚨🚨 ATTENTION GIRLS AND GAYS 🚨🚨
i’m gay, which means i can’t do math and we actually have 82 housewives left, not 76 lmfao anyways back to our regularly scheduled programming
i’m gay, which means i can’t do math and we actually have 82 housewives left, not 76 lmfao anyways back to our regularly scheduled programming
the new 82 lol. lauri peterson
her return where she said vicki was having a threesome was so iconic but other than that, she really didn’t do anything as an actual housewife.
her return where she said vicki was having a threesome was so iconic but other than that, she really didn’t do anything as an actual housewife.
the new 81. braunwyn windham-burke
omg this woman is something else lmao. she was two completely different ppl between her two seasons and idk which one’s the real her and i don’t think she does either. maybe she should pay her back taxes instead of the paparazzi.
omg this woman is something else lmao. she was two completely different ppl between her two seasons and idk which one’s the real her and i don’t think she does either. maybe she should pay her back taxes instead of the paparazzi.
the new 80. eileen davidson
she should’ve stuck to daytime bc idk what she was doing on housewives besides harassing the elderly for an apology that wasn’t warranted bc lvp was correct in what she said about her. bland, uninteresting, and just a foil for lisa rinna. next.
she should’ve stuck to daytime bc idk what she was doing on housewives besides harassing the elderly for an apology that wasn’t warranted bc lvp was correct in what she said about her. bland, uninteresting, and just a foil for lisa rinna. next.
the new 79. dina manzo
dina was supposed to be the it girl of jersey but instead she was like a human sleeping pill and her return was probably the biggest flop out of any returnee. danielle literally made her quit midseason like… oh and her cats are hideous i’m sorry.
dina was supposed to be the it girl of jersey but instead she was like a human sleeping pill and her return was probably the biggest flop out of any returnee. danielle literally made her quit midseason like… oh and her cats are hideous i’m sorry.
the new 78. eva marcille
i’m mad at her bc she could’ve been the iconic newbie that rhoa has desperately needed for seasons now and instead of bringing eva the diva she brought sunflower with alzheimer’s. please.
i’m mad at her bc she could’ve been the iconic newbie that rhoa has desperately needed for seasons now and instead of bringing eva the diva she brought sunflower with alzheimer’s. please.
the new 77. tinsley mortimer
like eva, tinsley could’ve ushered in a new era for rhony but instead she was too busy eating scott’s ass and crying. ugh. i guess we don’t deserve nice things.
like eva, tinsley could’ve ushered in a new era for rhony but instead she was too busy eating scott’s ass and crying. ugh. i guess we don’t deserve nice things.
76. lynne curtin
skinny legend if i’ve ever seen one. her cuff jewelry, her getting evicted on-screen, her demonic daughters. i love it. gone too soon.
skinny legend if i’ve ever seen one. her cuff jewelry, her getting evicted on-screen, her demonic daughters. i love it. gone too soon.
75. shamari devoe
JUSTICE FOR SHAMARI! she was fun, entertaining, and could read and you all hated on her bc she had a bag wig on 😭 i won’t allow the slander and the fact that we were robbed of a season 2 glow up.
JUSTICE FOR SHAMARI! she was fun, entertaining, and could read and you all hated on her bc she had a bag wig on 😭 i won’t allow the slander and the fact that we were robbed of a season 2 glow up.
74. teddi mellencamp
john’s daughter was an absolute pain in the ass to watch but that doesn’t negate that she was one of the only girls involved in the drama during her time on beverly hills. thank you for your services jack & diane jr., now never grace my screen again.
john’s daughter was an absolute pain in the ass to watch but that doesn’t negate that she was one of the only girls involved in the drama during her time on beverly hills. thank you for your services jack & diane jr., now never grace my screen again.
73. claudia jordan
claudia was a mess and i can’t decide if it was the good kind or the bad kind so i’m just gonna leave her here and not stress myself out about. she’s among the stronger one-season wonders but idk if she needed another season.
claudia was a mess and i can’t decide if it was the good kind or the bad kind so i’m just gonna leave her here and not stress myself out about. she’s among the stronger one-season wonders but idk if she needed another season.
72. erika girardi
go on girl give us nothing! it’s the way she had to be involved in a federal fraud scandal to FINALLY do something on this show besides pat her puss. that’s embarrassing.
go on girl give us nothing! it’s the way she had to be involved in a federal fraud scandal to FINALLY do something on this show besides pat her puss. that’s embarrassing.
71. d’andra simmons
d’andra literally has all the makings of an iconic housewife but something is just off. it’s obvious that she tries way too hard and while i appreciate the effort i can’t get behind it fully.
d’andra literally has all the makings of an iconic housewife but something is just off. it’s obvious that she tries way too hard and while i appreciate the effort i can’t get behind it fully.
70. dolores catania
i skip all of dolores’ scenes bc idgaf about her weird relationship with frank and david. paterson dolores simply doesn’t exist but snoozefest dolores definitely does. she needs to be demoted to teresa’s friend bc that’s all she is anyways.
i skip all of dolores’ scenes bc idgaf about her weird relationship with frank and david. paterson dolores simply doesn’t exist but snoozefest dolores definitely does. she needs to be demoted to teresa’s friend bc that’s all she is anyways.
69. robyn dixon
YOU ALL WILL STOP HATING ON MS. EMBELLISHED! robyn is funny, beautiful and she’s by far the most entertaining of the “boring” housewives. all i need her to do is step her net worth up a little bit bc this townhouse is not cutting it.
YOU ALL WILL STOP HATING ON MS. EMBELLISHED! robyn is funny, beautiful and she’s by far the most entertaining of the “boring” housewives. all i need her to do is step her net worth up a little bit bc this townhouse is not cutting it.
68. whitney rose
whitney has a lot of potential to be the messy pot-stirrer of slc but i need her to focus bc her attempt at it in season 1 was a disaster. points for trying, but clean it up.
whitney has a lot of potential to be the messy pot-stirrer of slc but i need her to focus bc her attempt at it in season 1 was a disaster. points for trying, but clean it up.
67. siggy flicker
this woman is completely unhinged and it carried season 7. i’m glad she’s not on the show bc she’s like actually insane lmao but i’m happy with what she gave us.
this woman is completely unhinged and it carried season 7. i’m glad she’s not on the show bc she’s like actually insane lmao but i’m happy with what she gave us.
tomorrow we move forth with the you got it! tier:
these girls understood the assignment and went to work accordingly. they aren’t legend status, but they deserve their flowers all the same.
these girls understood the assignment and went to work accordingly. they aren’t legend status, but they deserve their flowers all the same.
66. crystal minkoff
queen crystal is a quintessential beverly hills housewives and if she keeps it up i’m sure she’ll climb the ranks with more seasons. she’s RICH, beautiful, and the way she doesn’t give a single fuck makes me scream. she could demolish any of the bh girls.
queen crystal is a quintessential beverly hills housewives and if she keeps it up i’m sure she’ll climb the ranks with more seasons. she’s RICH, beautiful, and the way she doesn’t give a single fuck makes me scream. she could demolish any of the bh girls.
65. gina kirschenheiter
gina has gotten better and better every season and i’m curious to see how she does in this oc revamp. i like her energy and i’m so glad she got a new hair stylist bc that was giving me nightmares and let’s just ignore it and move on.
gina has gotten better and better every season and i’m curious to see how she does in this oc revamp. i like her energy and i’m so glad she got a new hair stylist bc that was giving me nightmares and let’s just ignore it and move on.
64. heather thomson
i don’t like her but she was a good addition for the rhony revamp. i don’t understand why they tried to bring her back considering she had no ties to the cast, but she was fine while she was on.
i don’t like her but she was a good addition for the rhony revamp. i don’t understand why they tried to bring her back considering she had no ties to the cast, but she was fine while she was on.
63. jackie goldschneider
with her foot placed firmly on teresa’s neck, jackie is among one of jersey’s strongest additions. she brings a certain level of clarity to a cast that is otherwise struggling with an IQ of -70.
with her foot placed firmly on teresa’s neck, jackie is among one of jersey’s strongest additions. she brings a certain level of clarity to a cast that is otherwise struggling with an IQ of -70.
62. tiffany moon
tiffany finally brought some wealth, glam and class to dallas and for that we are indebted to her. she had an amazing first season and the other girl’s need to be scared. educated, fashionable and lovable queen.
tiffany finally brought some wealth, glam and class to dallas and for that we are indebted to her. she had an amazing first season and the other girl’s need to be scared. educated, fashionable and lovable queen.
61. meghan king-edmonds
detective mke had THE best debut of any housewife in any city exposing brooks’ every single episode and dragging vicki and shannon to the depths of the underworld. if only she kept it up, but no, she got pregnant and became a wet napkin. sigh.
detective mke had THE best debut of any housewife in any city exposing brooks’ every single episode and dragging vicki and shannon to the depths of the underworld. if only she kept it up, but no, she got pregnant and became a wet napkin. sigh.
60. katie rost
katie was the pretty ball & gala girl in season 1 and then she like started snorting coke or something but that’s neither here nor there. the point is that she’s naturally entertaining and was let go way too soon. i hope she finds peace in her personal life.
katie was the pretty ball & gala girl in season 1 and then she like started snorting coke or something but that’s neither here nor there. the point is that she’s naturally entertaining and was let go way too soon. i hope she finds peace in her personal life.
59. lisa barlow
are you kidding?! she’s literally my favorite woman on the planet! i adore her! she ate bad weather up every chance she got and those blonde trolls couldn’t stand the fact that they weren’t on her level. manifesting main feud season 2 for my mother.
are you kidding?! she’s literally my favorite woman on the planet! i adore her! she ate bad weather up every chance she got and those blonde trolls couldn’t stand the fact that they weren’t on her level. manifesting main feud season 2 for my mother.
58. mary cosby
this woman has an effotless entertainment value that a lot of housewives don’t these days. she was the highlight of season 1 when she was allowed out of her closet and she almost makes me wanna take my fruity ass to church.
this woman has an effotless entertainment value that a lot of housewives don’t these days. she was the highlight of season 1 when she was allowed out of her closet and she almost makes me wanna take my fruity ass to church.
57. kameron westcott
kam brought glamour and drama to dallas when they desperately needed it but i can’t help but think that she wouldn’t have survived on any other franchise with a stronger cast… idk
kam brought glamour and drama to dallas when they desperately needed it but i can’t help but think that she wouldn’t have survived on any other franchise with a stronger cast… idk
56. garcelle beauvais
open, honest, opinionated and real, garcelle is the perfect blend of level headed and messy. she says exactly what the viewers are thinking and is most definitely a breath of fresh air in beverly hills.
open, honest, opinionated and real, garcelle is the perfect blend of level headed and messy. she says exactly what the viewers are thinking and is most definitely a breath of fresh air in beverly hills.
55. wendy osefo
DOCTOR wendy with four degrees is a force to be reckoned with. i loved her last year and now she’s bringing the heat this time around. i’ll always stan a working girl.
DOCTOR wendy with four degrees is a force to be reckoned with. i loved her last year and now she’s bringing the heat this time around. i’ll always stan a working girl.
54. jeana keough
she’s only this high on the strength that she’s like the mother housewife but she was always boring as shit. i’d let her son split me in half though, so that has to count for something.
she’s only this high on the strength that she’s like the mother housewife but she was always boring as shit. i’d let her son split me in half though, so that has to count for something.
53. carole radziwill
carole brought class and a brain that actually had more than 5 working cells to rhony and while it was necessary, it wasn’t the most entertaining thing to watch. points for going out in style, giving bethenny a knockout punch in between those big ass eyes.
carole brought class and a brain that actually had more than 5 working cells to rhony and while it was necessary, it wasn’t the most entertaining thing to watch. points for going out in style, giving bethenny a knockout punch in between those big ass eyes.
52. sutton stracke
sutton was EXACTLY what beverly hills needed. a proper villain who turns everything into a problem and doesn’t hold back. i just need her to stop fucking crying all the time bc that shit is annoying, but regardless we must stan.
sutton was EXACTLY what beverly hills needed. a proper villain who turns everything into a problem and doesn’t hold back. i just need her to stop fucking crying all the time bc that shit is annoying, but regardless we must stan.
51. alex mccord
carole but more interesting. alex and simon are underrated rhony characters and while you’re hating, they’re in brooklyn trying to survive in this economy!
carole but more interesting. alex and simon are underrated rhony characters and while you’re hating, they’re in brooklyn trying to survive in this economy!
50. jen shah
she should literally be in the nearest insane asylum but i love it. she carried season 1 on her fur-covered back and is now on her way to becoming one of the most notorious housewives ever with this scamming grandmas shit. icon behavior.
she should literally be in the nearest insane asylum but i love it. she carried season 1 on her fur-covered back and is now on her way to becoming one of the most notorious housewives ever with this scamming grandmas shit. icon behavior.
49. leeanne locken
another certified psychopath. leeanne is the only reason dallas ever got renewed. her amygdala was everyone’s storyline for four years and she’s the only one who’s ever given us an iconic moment from this flop ass city. it’s a shame she had to show her ass smh
another certified psychopath. leeanne is the only reason dallas ever got renewed. her amygdala was everyone’s storyline for four years and she’s the only one who’s ever given us an iconic moment from this flop ass city. it’s a shame she had to show her ass smh
48. lea black
the lvp of miami was a bitter old broad who sat back for most of her time on the show and gave cringey, rehearsed one-liners. glad she’s not included in the reboot.
the lvp of miami was a bitter old broad who sat back for most of her time on the show and gave cringey, rehearsed one-liners. glad she’s not included in the reboot.
47. lisa hochstein
botched barbie was a pretty good housewife tbh and deserved to be apart of a better franchise, maybe oc? skinny legend will eat this reboot up, know that!
botched barbie was a pretty good housewife tbh and deserved to be apart of a better franchise, maybe oc? skinny legend will eat this reboot up, know that!
46. joanna krupa
she tried to save this sinking ship but the other girls weren’t cooperating. again, i wish she wasn’t wasted on miami bc she’d be a house-hold name in like beverly hills or something.
she tried to save this sinking ship but the other girls weren’t cooperating. again, i wish she wasn’t wasted on miami bc she’d be a house-hold name in like beverly hills or something.
45. monique samuels
the umbrella assassin elevated potomac in terms of net worth and drama, however she caused her own downfall and now she has to resort to poorly edited youtube videos. oh how the mighty have fallen.
the umbrella assassin elevated potomac in terms of net worth and drama, however she caused her own downfall and now she has to resort to poorly edited youtube videos. oh how the mighty have fallen.
44. caroline manzo
she made me feel like i was watching a mob movie which is kind of iconic tbh but she was so checked out by like season 4 that she had lost her appeal. extremely self-rigorous too which was annoying.
she made me feel like i was watching a mob movie which is kind of iconic tbh but she was so checked out by like season 4 that she had lost her appeal. extremely self-rigorous too which was annoying.
43. kelly bensimon
i’m glad she escaped from her straight jacket and gave us a couple good years on rhony. i thought she was fucking hilarious and her implicit delusion was intoxicating to me. she was also the first housewife to drag bethenny.
i’m glad she escaped from her straight jacket and gave us a couple good years on rhony. i thought she was fucking hilarious and her implicit delusion was intoxicating to me. she was also the first housewife to drag bethenny.
42. lisa vanderpump
how she was crowned the queen of beverly hills by locals is beyond me. she’s always just been a side-character and i can’t remember a single thing she’s done besides lie about not setting ppl up and speaking in petting her dogs.
how she was crowned the queen of beverly hills by locals is beyond me. she’s always just been a side-character and i can’t remember a single thing she’s done besides lie about not setting ppl up and speaking in petting her dogs.
41. camille grammer
like lvp, i don’t see the hype for camille. she was fantastic in season 1 but after that it was just kinda mediocre. she had the chance to end the girls in season 9 but she half-assed it and got fired so… anyways
like lvp, i don’t see the hype for camille. she was fantastic in season 1 but after that it was just kinda mediocre. she had the chance to end the girls in season 9 but she half-assed it and got fired so… anyways
40. melissa gorga
melissa has managed to evolve from a foil to teresa to a pillar of the franchise and that’s skinny behavior. she ushered in the gorga-giudice family feud era of jersey, which is when it was at it’s best and she’s hot so like… everybody up
melissa has managed to evolve from a foil to teresa to a pillar of the franchise and that’s skinny behavior. she ushered in the gorga-giudice family feud era of jersey, which is when it was at it’s best and she’s hot so like… everybody up
39. dorit kemsley
she came in hot and carried her first few seasons and then you all bullied her into designing wedding dresses. however, she still finds a way to always be in some kind of drama so she has my respect even if i dont think she could hang w early bh
she came in hot and carried her first few seasons and then you all bullied her into designing wedding dresses. however, she still finds a way to always be in some kind of drama so she has my respect even if i dont think she could hang w early bh
38. margaret josephs
pigtails breathed new life into jersey and it was much needed. she’s a tad overproduced and her house looks like shit but she’s essential in this new era regardless.
pigtails breathed new life into jersey and it was much needed. she’s a tad overproduced and her house looks like shit but she’s essential in this new era regardless.
37. cynthia bailey
cheekbones always brought the charm to atlanta. her time has definitely been up, but it’s iconic that she keeps dodging getting fired (until now allegedly). titty cent will give you a good dragging and look better than you while doing so. that’s power.
cheekbones always brought the charm to atlanta. her time has definitely been up, but it’s iconic that she keeps dodging getting fired (until now allegedly). titty cent will give you a good dragging and look better than you while doing so. that’s power.
36. kandi burruss
the most successful housewife, yep! kandi has such an impressive resumé it’s astonishing and inspiring. i would just like her to stop eating and get involved more. that’s all i ask.
the most successful housewife, yep! kandi has such an impressive resumé it’s astonishing and inspiring. i would just like her to stop eating and get involved more. that’s all i ask.
35. aviva drescher
how she managed to do so much in so little time is stuff of legends. the leg throw in itself is enough to outrank any rhony housewife. she’s probably the best villain new york has ever seen and we deserve a comeback!
how she managed to do so much in so little time is stuff of legends. the leg throw in itself is enough to outrank any rhony housewife. she’s probably the best villain new york has ever seen and we deserve a comeback!
34. taylor armstrong
watching taylor was dark but i was absolutely enthralled with the soap opera level drama that her and her life brought. i still don’t know why she was in a suitcase?
watching taylor was dark but i was absolutely enthralled with the soap opera level drama that her and her life brought. i still don’t know why she was in a suitcase?
33. alexis bellino
jesus jugs was quintessential oc. blonde, big tits, botox cheeks and an asshole husband. she was annoying with the bullying shit but other than that i enjoyed her delusion.
jesus jugs was quintessential oc. blonde, big tits, botox cheeks and an asshole husband. she was annoying with the bullying shit but other than that i enjoyed her delusion.
32. yolanda hadid
if she didn’t get sick, she’d be the greatest beverly hills housewife of all time and i’ll die on that hill. yolegend was no bullshit and you could never pull a fast one on her. it’s unfortunate her tv career was cut short.
if she didn’t get sick, she’d be the greatest beverly hills housewife of all time and i’ll die on that hill. yolegend was no bullshit and you could never pull a fast one on her. it’s unfortunate her tv career was cut short.
31. shereé whitfield
nene said the producers thought shereé was boring and honestly… they’re not too far off. i mean, shereé is fine lol but just fine.
nene said the producers thought shereé was boring and honestly… they’re not too far off. i mean, shereé is fine lol but just fine.
30. kim zolciak
cigarette smoking, wine drinking, wig wearing, shit talking pop star who makes out with lindsay lohan’s daddy but is also a lesbian with cancer. there’s a lot going on with mrs. big poppa and her and nene truly carried early rhoa.
cigarette smoking, wine drinking, wig wearing, shit talking pop star who makes out with lindsay lohan’s daddy but is also a lesbian with cancer. there’s a lot going on with mrs. big poppa and her and nene truly carried early rhoa.
29. adriana de moura
the definition of a try hard but at least someone was trying in miami. i hope she’s a little more authentic in the reboot but i doubt it lol. as long as the drama’s there i guess.
the definition of a try hard but at least someone was trying in miami. i hope she’s a little more authentic in the reboot but i doubt it lol. as long as the drama’s there i guess.
28. lisa rinna
she’s the face of beverly hills atp which…….. ok? i mean when she’s good, she’s great but she’s been a flop for too long now. why don’t you go blow up your lips some more?
she’s the face of beverly hills atp which…….. ok? i mean when she’s good, she’s great but she’s been a flop for too long now. why don’t you go blow up your lips some more?
27. gretchen rossi
hold on to your daddies, girls! the original gold digger had the girls shaking since she stepped on the scene and maybe i’d stan if she was a stunt queen sucking slade’s dick
hold on to your daddies, girls! the original gold digger had the girls shaking since she stepped on the scene and maybe i’d stan if she was a stunt queen sucking slade’s dick
26. jill zarin
the carpet lady deserved to the the og of nyc but coke whore andy wants to be petty so whatever. jill was so chaotic but also kind held the show together? 2 for 1 combo imo
the carpet lady deserved to the the og of nyc but coke whore andy wants to be petty so whatever. jill was so chaotic but also kind held the show together? 2 for 1 combo imo
25. sonja morgan
meh. she’s not my favorite but she’s an iconic nyc housewife and really fits that sex in the city vibe they were going for. she should probably stop drinking and crying about her decade old divorce bc it’s pathetic. get it together babe.
meh. she’s not my favorite but she’s an iconic nyc housewife and really fits that sex in the city vibe they were going for. she should probably stop drinking and crying about her decade old divorce bc it’s pathetic. get it together babe.
24. jacqueline laurita
UNDER-FUCKING-RATED! jac jac was a server, she only knew how to serve! she helped jersey reach it’s prime and then came back and clocked teresa & melissa and exited stage left. icon.
UNDER-FUCKING-RATED! jac jac was a server, she only knew how to serve! she helped jersey reach it’s prime and then came back and clocked teresa & melissa and exited stage left. icon.
23. jennifer aydin
jennifer is exactly what a real housewife should be: bored, rich, confrontational and a taste for tequila. she’s the best addition jersey’s ever had and in a few more years will take over top 10 i’m sure
jennifer is exactly what a real housewife should be: bored, rich, confrontational and a taste for tequila. she’s the best addition jersey’s ever had and in a few more years will take over top 10 i’m sure
22. kelly dodd
an absolute terror to the human race but this is not a morality ranking. kelly is among oc’s elite and her unhinged antics gave us so many moments over 5 years on the show. it’s too bad she’s a fucking moron bc the show was really in the palm of her hand.
an absolute terror to the human race but this is not a morality ranking. kelly is among oc’s elite and her unhinged antics gave us so many moments over 5 years on the show. it’s too bad she’s a fucking moron bc the show was really in the palm of her hand.
21. ashley darby
messier than two boys and always ready to work when she clocks in, ashley is the pot-stirrer that every city dreams of and while i hate m*chael, his antics put potomac on the map.
messier than two boys and always ready to work when she clocks in, ashley is the pot-stirrer that every city dreams of and while i hate m*chael, his antics put potomac on the map.
20. candiace dillard-bassett
maryland’s answer to kenya moore has been the main focus since she stepped onto the scene. no one does drama like candy girl and her napkin dabs brought a whole new meaning to the word messy. 10/10 in the drama department, she’s a queen.
maryland’s answer to kenya moore has been the main focus since she stepped onto the scene. no one does drama like candy girl and her napkin dabs brought a whole new meaning to the word messy. 10/10 in the drama department, she’s a queen.
19. porsha williams
porsha was great until they tried to make her the new nene. she works a lot better as a supporting character, not the main girl, but regardless she’s amongst atl’s juiciest peaches and i miss the princess of thotlandia era.
porsha was great until they tried to make her the new nene. she works a lot better as a supporting character, not the main girl, but regardless she’s amongst atl’s juiciest peaches and i miss the princess of thotlandia era.
18. kyle richards
the queen of beverly hills has played chess since day one while the other girls played checkers. mean girl kyle is my favorite but i love all versions and she will be the last standing og in the franchise, understand that! no one plays their cards like kyle.
the queen of beverly hills has played chess since day one while the other girls played checkers. mean girl kyle is my favorite but i love all versions and she will be the last standing og in the franchise, understand that! no one plays their cards like kyle.
17. kim richards
the other richard’s sister is a mess in the best way possible. she definitely doesn’t need to be on the show, but when she was on she was hilarious, always ready to brawl with anyone, and caused many storylines that were actually interesting.
the other richard’s sister is a mess in the best way possible. she definitely doesn’t need to be on the show, but when she was on she was hilarious, always ready to brawl with anyone, and caused many storylines that were actually interesting.
16. danielle staub
literally the female ted bundy, change my mind. anyways, when danielle was around there was nothing but chaos and it’s iconic that she managed to get iced out not once but twice.
literally the female ted bundy, change my mind. anyways, when danielle was around there was nothing but chaos and it’s iconic that she managed to get iced out not once but twice.
15. brandi glanville
she was poor and needed that check more than anyone and it showed! brandi’s seasons are the best seasons of beverly hills and it’s bc of her. i can’t believe she wasn’t smart enough to stick with denise to get back on the show but we ignore that part.
she was poor and needed that check more than anyone and it showed! brandi’s seasons are the best seasons of beverly hills and it’s bc of her. i can’t believe she wasn’t smart enough to stick with denise to get back on the show but we ignore that part.
14. heather dubrow
heather elevated tf out of oc and made everyone step up their game. her condescending nature made the girls squirm and i’m so glad they chose her to come back bc she’s a necessity to keeping oc from looking like the sales rack at forever 21.
heather elevated tf out of oc and made everyone step up their game. her condescending nature made the girls squirm and i’m so glad they chose her to come back bc she’s a necessity to keeping oc from looking like the sales rack at forever 21.
13. dorinda medley
dorinda was the PERFECT addition to rhony and had everyone’s number at all times. her drinking caused her downfall but if sonja’s still around then so can dorinda. she made it nice!
dorinda was the PERFECT addition to rhony and had everyone’s number at all times. her drinking caused her downfall but if sonja’s still around then so can dorinda. she made it nice!
12. phaedra parks
this southern belle was the master of shade and always kept the storyline moving. her hot, convict husband was a plus and the fact that she was a walking contradiction made her so entertaining. get rid of kandi and bring her back! now! i demand it!
this southern belle was the master of shade and always kept the storyline moving. her hot, convict husband was a plus and the fact that she was a walking contradiction made her so entertaining. get rid of kandi and bring her back! now! i demand it!
11. shannon beador
shannon’s outburts and constant meltdowns are an oc staple. she can be annoying af but i still love her bc if there’s one thing shannon’s gonna do, it’s start drama and that’s all i ask of these women. keep it up, judgy eyes.
shannon’s outburts and constant meltdowns are an oc staple. she can be annoying af but i still love her bc if there’s one thing shannon’s gonna do, it’s start drama and that’s all i ask of these women. keep it up, judgy eyes.
tomorrow we unveil the top 10. these are the avengers of housewives. and thank God we’re here bc my fucking thumbs are tired
good morning besties 💕 let’s just get this over with bc i have to drive to chicago in a couple hours and i just know that’s gonna be a disaster
10. luann de lesseps
the countess has one of, if not the best, character arc out of any housewife in the franchise and has managed to reinvent herself so many times over the years from stuck up socialite to horny cool girl to felon to cabaret star.
the countess has one of, if not the best, character arc out of any housewife in the franchise and has managed to reinvent herself so many times over the years from stuck up socialite to horny cool girl to felon to cabaret star.
9. bethenny frankel
skinny girl always knew exactly what to do when the cameras were up and was never afraid to mention it all. she somehow managed to make new york revolve around her so much to the point where now without her it’s like……… crickets.
skinny girl always knew exactly what to do when the cameras were up and was never afraid to mention it all. she somehow managed to make new york revolve around her so much to the point where now without her it’s like……… crickets.
8. karen huger
the grand dame cannot be imitated, duplicated, or intimidated! kurn huger is truly a national treasure and rumor has it she’s the 8th wonder of the world. effortlessly entertaining and always making me scream while eating the other girls alive.
the grand dame cannot be imitated, duplicated, or intimidated! kurn huger is truly a national treasure and rumor has it she’s the 8th wonder of the world. effortlessly entertaining and always making me scream while eating the other girls alive.
7. gizelle bryant
the green-eyed bandit is the og of potomac and for good reason. it’s rare to see a woman as dedicated to this show anymore as gizelle and i’m obsessed with the fact that she’ll do anything to make a show and doesn’t gaf ab being the fan fave.
the green-eyed bandit is the og of potomac and for good reason. it’s rare to see a woman as dedicated to this show anymore as gizelle and i’m obsessed with the fact that she’ll do anything to make a show and doesn’t gaf ab being the fan fave.
6. ramona singer
this fucking lunatic. turtle time is the only housewife to keep her apple since the very beginning and i think that checks out. mona brings the laughs, the drama and used to bring the glamour too but then mario dumped her and now she shits on floors. anyways.
this fucking lunatic. turtle time is the only housewife to keep her apple since the very beginning and i think that checks out. mona brings the laughs, the drama and used to bring the glamour too but then mario dumped her and now she shits on floors. anyways.
5. vicki gunvalson
she’s the og of the oc and everyone else is just a copy! vicki is fucking hysterical and her complete disregard for the truth or other people’s feelings made oc so very special. it was def time for her to go, but vintage vic is never forgotten.
she’s the og of the oc and everyone else is just a copy! vicki is fucking hysterical and her complete disregard for the truth or other people’s feelings made oc so very special. it was def time for her to go, but vintage vic is never forgotten.
4. tamra judge
the blueprint for all other housewives! tamra made housewives what it is today with her bitchy, judgmental mean girl energy and i can’t thank her enough. also, eddie can [redacted].
the blueprint for all other housewives! tamra made housewives what it is today with her bitchy, judgmental mean girl energy and i can’t thank her enough. also, eddie can [redacted].
3. kenya moore
the greatest addition to any franchise, ms. twirl hasn’t slept since joining atlanta bc she’s too busy making sure it says on air. who else snagged the first seat at the reunion their first season and didn’t let go for four years. icon behavior. legendaric.
the greatest addition to any franchise, ms. twirl hasn’t slept since joining atlanta bc she’s too busy making sure it says on air. who else snagged the first seat at the reunion their first season and didn’t let go for four years. icon behavior. legendaric.
2. teresa giudice
no other housewife has given us quite as much as teresa. the way she took on the entire cast for YEARS and never backed down, scammed the government (we love to see it), and gave birth to queen milania… yes she’s a star your honor.
no other housewife has given us quite as much as teresa. the way she took on the entire cast for YEARS and never backed down, scammed the government (we love to see it), and gave birth to queen milania… yes she’s a star your honor.
1. nene leakes!
but you knew this! nene is the greatest, most memorable, most important, most entertaining housewife in history and there is absolutely no competition. she’s the it girl with the I and the T and there will never be another. truly the greatest reality star ever.
but you knew this! nene is the greatest, most memorable, most important, most entertaining housewife in history and there is absolutely no competition. she’s the it girl with the I and the T and there will never be another. truly the greatest reality star ever.
well that’s all. thank you for coming to my extremely long-winded ted talk.
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