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26 Jul, 7 tweets, 1 min read
wait are we supposed to fold fitted sheets and not just stuff them into a drawer
they are fitted sheets
once the sheet is fitted on the mattress they are totally smooth no one knows they were just stuffed into the drawer moments ago this is just science
some body suggested i get flat sheets but i have them and they always come loose i am a restless sleeper it is just how it is
how do hotels do it
i can not even get those undone sometimes and just sleep on top of the top sheet
i asked this once before but
does any body take their own pillow with them when they travel for more than a couple of days
some times the hotel pillow is too much pillow for me tbh

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