Wasp exterminator comes today. Not vaxxed.

I proselytize like Flanders, the usual.

Separated he told me he HATES all bugs & that’s why he’s an exterminator. I told him you don’t want 4 trillion bugs in your lungs then! “Oh I didn’t know much about Covid” ON HIS WAY TO CVS.
*separately
Like a neat Mormon his mission, I save one soul at a time
We think this is a pitched battle but encouraging vaccination is a simple & almost always hugely appreciated gesture

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about "bias":
I was listening to forensics investigator describe analyzing a crime scene, and doing so "without bias."

She wants to sifts through evidence w/o knowing, for example, that the spouse of a murdered person had a history of violence or had threatened to kill her.
But when she finds the husband's police record, his smoking gun, and a bloody note saying "I'll kill you" among the evidence, SHE DOESN'T REPORT THAT THE SUSPECT COULD BE ANYONE AND SHE HAS NO "BIAS" TOWARD THE HUSBAND.
This is what reporters should do.
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Sounds like the nasal spike Image
All for making things sound pro forma that are in fact punitive
That’s good governance
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We need to talk about osteopathy. nytimes.com/2021/07/24/tec…
With the preface that I understand lots of people get help from osteopaths.

And more than that: osteopaths are very VERY insistent that they be taken for MDs.
Larry Nassar is an unlicensed, incarcerated DO. His victims say they were encouraged to see him as The Almighty Doctor. He gave them “intravaginal manipulations” that he told police were a technique of traditional osteopathy.

And they believed him. And he wasn’t totally wrong.
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This is what happened when my household got a little too excited about crypto. @1843mag #doge

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To spark memories. Here is Eric Clapton on Jimi Hendrix in 1968 in Rolling Stone.
And of course this classic diatribe from the stage in 1976:
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Soloing flexing guitar gods who claimed they invented the blues who college men have told me are great at tedious length
Because of their CUBISM

Cc @Hannahgadsby
Me at 20 brushing my long blond hair: Do I look alright
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