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29 Jul, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Oh dear.

Think I'm about to be at war with the Soviet Union.
Okay that didn't end well.
Fucking Austro-Hungarians.

Now I know how the real Kaiser felt.
So, to clarify, I had to step in and protect Sweden from the Soviets. This was going... okay.

And then Austria and Hungary decided to reunite, which the British and French (who had puppeted Italy) objected to violently. By declaring war.

Two front war with THE WORLD. Nope.

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31 Jul
A few people have asked if I have a list of my history threads. I don't keep one as they're a spontaneous thing mostly. But here's a few I remember.

Let's start with how the Knights Hospitaller had one of the largest airforces in Europe after WW2. Really.
Then you've got Able Seacat Simon. The only cat ever to be awarded the Dickin Medal, the highest award for gallantry and service that a British military animal can be awarded.

How the allies used the 650 year old Anglo-Portuguese alliance twice in WW2 to avoid disaster.
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30 Jul
Okay, as requested, more history of weird stuff with food and logistics.

Let's talk about how Ski Yoghurt utterly dominated the 70s UK yoghurt wars, by understanding how humans work better than humans do.

Oh, and also through strippers.

Read on... /1 classic ski yoghurt pot, sh...
Let's start at the beginning. In 1963 Ski yoghurt was introduced to the UK.

It was made by Express Dairies in Haywards Heath, but they were smart from the beginning. They promoted it as a healthy, swiss style snack and - the killer USP - it contained REAL FRUIT.
This was the beginning of the UK yoghurt explosion. Yoghurt was now OMG EXCITING as well as (allegedly) healthy.

Express Dairies had utterly nailed the yoghurt zeitgeist, By the end of the 60s, Ski had 40% of the WHOLE UK yoghurt market. 150m pots a year.
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28 Jul
We used to play Next Gen in the playground at primary school. There was always a quick scrap over who got to be Geordi.

I know there are issues with the portrayal, but it got white kids fighting to play a blind, black character. That's normalisation.
As I've gotten older, and rewatched and fallen in love again with Next Gen multiple times over, I've come to really appreciate Picard for the kind of Captain he is.

But Geordi... Maaaan Geordi always remains my favourite. The one I see the most reflections of myself in.
And I can't help but suspect that Geordi is one of the reasons I ended up with a career in tech, BUT ALSO why, when I was first offered a tech manager role at 23, I decided to step up into it.

Geordi made being a tech MANAGER, not just a developer, cool.
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26 Jul
What Johnson and co. haven't realised is that supermarket supply management is starting to prioritise core goods as the crisis deepens with road haulage.

If you start noticing a lack of booze on supermarket shelves this is why.

And a UK booze shortage will be harder to dismiss.
Essentially, the perishables go first as they're time critical, but then they have to start making hard choices about non-perishables.

At that point, booze goes next. Mostly by triaging down to the big brewery lagers.
So (silly as it may sound) a good sign that your local supermarket is struggling with supply, for whatever reason, is ALWAYS when you start seeing empty shelves for things like Newcastle Brown Ale, bitters (that aren't John Smiths) and other Tier 2 booze.
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25 Jul
No stream today am trapped. Kitty on bed
(also need more sleep. But mostly just trapped)
I did try to move but he just rearranged himself. Kitty having a wash on duvet
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24 Jul
Well this is the plan for Yugoslavia this morning.

Two armies main pressure on their front line across the river, while the armoured and Mountain forces try and hook round through Slovenia.

Cavalry push on the other flank as a possible alternate breakthrough. hoi4 screenshot showing battle plans.
It's kind of working. Managed to break through in the east before the Romanians could take too much ground.

Cavalry are advancing and we're hooking round the Yugoslav front, while 2nd Army has been quickly flipped back to face the Romanians.

If they hold, we'll win this. yugoslavia mostly cut in half. romanians pushing on budapest
BREAKING: There's fighting in the suburbs of Budapest but Yugoslavia has surrendered!

Just the Romanians and the small matter of the French to worry about now.
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