Thread by @davidfrum

You know who *else* demanded to see your papers?

I mean, other than the cereal company asking for proof of purchase before mailing the "free" decoder ring?

You know who *else* demanded to see your papers?

I mean, other than the bus company checking whether you had a valid transfer.

You know who *else* demanded to see your papers?

I mean, other than your parents confirming you had finished the essay before going to the movies?

You know who *else* demanded to see your papers?

I mean, other than the pet groomer asking for the certificate of a rabies shot?

You know who *else* demanded to see your papers?

I mean, other than the flirtatious waiter carding the women's lunch group in hope of a bigger tip?

You know who *else* demanded to see your papers?

I mean, other than the pharmacist before dispensing the extra-strong allergy medicine?