Let's walk through APs "article" about #AZAudit. It's a doozy. Sadly, there's nothing new here, just the old usual stuff regurgitated, again.
I've taken the piece paragraph at a time, with my reply in blue in each screenshot. Grab a beverage!🍹Let's Go!
apnews.com/article/arizon…
That opening paragraph, my goodness.😳 Image
Bennett locked out!!!😬 ImageImage
Ugenti-Rita "conservative" certainly "botched" her SoS campaign last week...😆 Image
Their obsession with time...⏳ Image
There will be experts in Forensic Audits of this type, when this one is finished. They'll be the ones who completed it. 😉 Image
Has anyone checked on Paul Boyer's "re-election" chances? 🤭 Image
Anyone know a good crisis PR consultant? Ugenti-Rita's gonna need one. 😂 Image
Wait until the media finds out it wasn't just Cyber Ninjas and CyFIR as part of the Audit.🤠 ImageImage
Those thousands of crazy dark money donors, who gave up their coffee money for the cause! 🤑 Image
Funny, the media loved HBOs film "Kill Chain"...🎥 Image
Darth Vader to Boy Scout and back again...🙃 Image
Nothing like selective editing...🧐 ImageImage
They're so touchy about time...⌚️ Image
"Hello IRS? Hi, I've just received your notice that I'm being audited and I wanted to let you know I've decided not to participate. Hello?" 📞 Image
........Srsly? 🙄 Image
Nothing🍔 Image
Ooohhh! DOJ! 🤣 Image
"I'm ready for my close-up, Ms. Maddow" 😆 Image
Conspiracy theories everywhere....👽 Image
Talk about your conspiracy theories...🤓 Image
This last little line is my favorite.
They brought in a ringer from the ATL!🍑/fin Image
Addendum: I referenced AZSen/SoS candidate Michelle Ugenti-Rita getting boo'd off stage in PHX at the Turning Point Action Election Integrity event where candidates for Gov, SoS, Senate spoke.
Here she is. Thoughts?

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1 Jul
#AZAudit It's moving day! Machines are nearly loaded, and the pallets are being shrink wrapped for storage. Phase 1 of the first Forensic Audit in USA History is nearly complete.
#AZAudit They broke down a lot of tables and equipment overnight and were here early this morning. Contrast this to just a few weeks ago:
#AZAudit Machines in storage. Starting on pallets of ballots.
Read 24 tweets
30 Jun
#AZAudit Good morning on the last day at Veteran's Memorial Coliseum☕️ Completed corral is open and one of the review monitors is on. We'll see how this will go today, as they still have to secure the ballots, machines for return and break down/remove the set up.
#AZAudit Looks like more weighing of ballots and forms from specific pallets today.
#AZAudit 3 Teams checking specific pallets boxes doing the weighing process now in the completed corral, cameras 3 & 5.
Read 18 tweets
29 Jun
#AZAudit Good morning from PHX! The Ninjas worked until past 2am overnight, and this morning there's been training of volunteers to assist with reviewing the re-count spreadsheets. Completed Corral is open again, and 2 boxes are on the floor being checked again.
#AZAudit Cyber Ninja's CEO Doug Logan is on the floor reviewing with one of the ladies who worked late into the night. Interesting to note, quite a few of the CN crew is in dress shirt & tie today.
#AZAudit This doesn't look like "nothing". Just say'n.
Read 31 tweets
28 Jun
#AZAudit Good morning! They were working early this morning (I gave up at 1am), and they're back this morning. There are 10 observers on the floor this morning with about 5 volunteers as a few boxes of ballots are being reviewed and one paper eval table is running again.
#AZAudit Note: AZSen has leased the Coliseum till Wednesday June 30.
#AZAudit ICYMI (because asleep like normal people) Here's what was happening around 1am this morning:
Read 15 tweets
27 Jun
🧵"Will they or won't they release numbers?" Edition
::Sigh::
Ok, I've been saying for at least a week, that according to ALL official sources with AZSen including Bennett and Pullen have been saying no interim numbers are being released. Not Monday, not until the report.
Now multiple media outlets primarily OAN/Bobb, TGP and Warroom (various guests) have all been pushing that numbers are being released Monday or next week despite all the officials saying otherwise.
So...why is this happening?🤔
What would the motivations for pushing this story, even having one of the Audit Vendors repeat this on stage last night at The Deep Rig Premier possibly be? I suspect there are more than a few, and for differing purposes.
Read 9 tweets
27 Jun
#AZAudit Activity right now, 3 observers, 2 volunteers and several CN reps on the floor. Last night there was a group there late, reviewing. The bald man, signed out when he left, indicating he was a guest. He's back today, with Doug Logan.
#AZAudit The CN Attorney is back with a staff member and a volunteer in the Completed Corral. They've pulled out a box and are reviewing something again.
#AZAudit In the middle of the floor, there is other work being done, with observers watching.
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