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Brown Eyed Susan

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1 Aug, 18 tweets, 4 min read

Gym has never looked better!

WOW! This is like the Junior transformation! Damn!

Leaving the jacket at home is one thing, but he's pushed it too far..

Uh...Oh..
He went from a negative 12 to a negative 1200

Worrying about going to jail will do that to you. He can't scream at his cellmate as he does with witnesses.

"Stand down, toothbrush.
I will not use you"

Being a child actor didn't help!

You think a nice guy would support 45?

Anyone know when this is coming out?!🍿

Why does this woman keep sticking up for Jordan?!

Rainy days and prison always get me down..🎶

Trading testicles for decibles!
#FactsMatter 😁

Purchase Your Tickets In Advance!

We figured that out all by ourselves..🙄

Don't look on the wing!!

Goodbye city Life!

I am a WHINEman for the county🎵
And I break all the laws..

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Brown Eyed Susan

@smc429

2 Aug

MORONS!
Lindsey Graham tests positive for Covid-19?!
How's that mask dropping working for you?!
IDIOTS!

And will get the VERY BEST CARE, unlike someone else he may have spread it to!
Selfish bastards

Nice work, slick.

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Brown Eyed Susan

@smc429

2 Aug

Has any reporter ever asked 45 why he promoted Jason Miller after he lost the case in court for causing his mistress to end up in the hospital, after lacing her drink with an abortion pill, killing the child?
I think we need to call out the misogynists a 'little' better.

There's a reason the GOP keep threatening women.

When the person responsible for all this is your candidate, you don't really like women, do you?

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Brown Eyed Susan

@smc429

2 Aug

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid"
Apparently Benjamin Franklin knew a MAGA.

When you have to pick a YEAR that you're the dumbest, as opposed to an incident..

Read 5 tweets

Brown Eyed Susan

@smc429

2 Aug

"Lara is the future of the Republican Party"
-Lindsey Graham

This woman just told me to shut up!🙄

"Yeah, while I'm funneling money from the animal shelter into 45's foundation, I thought I'd look at the Olympics and comment..."

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Brown Eyed Susan

@smc429

1 Aug

Are Republicans SERIOUSLY protesting their right to contract a deadly virus and infect others?!
Are they f*cking morons, or what?!🙄

"I will not put this microscopic piece of cloth over my face to help stop the spread of a virus. I know my rights."

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Brown Eyed Susan

@smc429

1 Aug

Please be careful!😲

#Weed101

Has anyone seen "Carnival Eats"? They put everything on anything. "Here we have chocolate fried bacon fat with eggs and Fruit Loops on a sesame seed bun, dipped in molasses"..-

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