where j/m has a side job at a sexting service and accidentally sends a risky sext to his project partner
- crack
- jikook
- it’s honestly very dumb I’m warning all of you
- it’s not gonna be long
- obviously nsfw but like in a weird way
- there is no shred of seriosity
- I make up words
- you guys like clarinets?
1. uh oh
2. The orchestra guy
3. freaky 🥵🥵
4. Xylophones
5. I don’t play the clarinet like that
6. s3xt service stories
7. inconvenient
8. so where’s the clarinet
9. Groovy
10. *rawr*
11. Call me alpha
12. congratulations on your marriage
13. 🦶🏻ready
14. is that.. is that you?
15. in dinosaur
16. Stockholm
17. Another win
18. in general
19. in general pt. 2
20. *Howls*
21. Hey sailor
22. 🦕
23. your service
24. Is anyone?
25. help me
26. anything you want
27. 👉🏻👉🏻
28. F’s in the chat
29. Djembe
30. this report
31. the bar is low
32. Nevermind
32. Brachiosaurus
33. Another one from Socrates
34. What is your thing
35. Dude
36. and?
37. Connected the dots
38. Come to the light
39. dance video
40. Dance video!
41. Very
42. *scents you*
43. *wags tail*
44. Transforms into wolf
45. Copycat
46. Sue me
47. Tambourine
48. Jin’s curse
49. shove it up there
50. Manly fabric softener
51. grab your manliness
52. Bless you
53. The test
54. Once and for all
55. loads of them
56. Uh oh x2
57. So uhhhh
58. bewitched
59. Villain origin story
60. ahum
61. in church
62. can’t tell the difference
63. say it again
64. Can’t get mated
65. impossible
66. Converted
67. 😇
68. think about me in silence
69. Did you realise
70. deserved it
71. shorts
72. Sweaty
73. How to play
74. Show you
75. :)
76. Medusa
77. pew pew stuff
78. Mwo mwee
79. 🍑
80. *puppy eyes*
81. Contagious
82. something else
83. Talking in asterisks
84. A fine wine
85. Render me speechless
86. this is knkshaming
87. Normal
88. the hall
89. Boss
90. Don’t laugh
91. …
92. Good luck
93. Blocked
94. Attempt 2
95. Attempt 3
96. Attempt 4
97. Attempt 5
98. say please
98. Switch it up
99. Therapist
100. ask nicely
101. word
102. unscripted
103. No biting
104. more practice
105. Initiating
106. when he calls me
107. what did you have in mind
108. Like this
109. 🔞 practice ?
110. 🔞 how many
111. 🔞 ahum
112. 🔞 kneel
113. 🔞 hate how much I like this
114. 🔞 can I
115. 🔞 is this practice
116. 🔞 bet you look pretty
117. big uwu
118. time to go
119. pigeons
120. Windpipe
121. 😌
122. full circle
123. mildly confusing
124. cork still in there
125. woof
126. Official
127. l word
128. 😈
129.
130. THE END
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dilf j/m who’s daughter starts dating bad boy j/k. j/m hates him with a passion but j/k is /very/ interested in him, always sticks around when his daughter is away. j/m thinks he’s going insane, because j/k /can’t/ be flirting with him, right?
tags: dilf j/m•bad boy j/k•brat j/k•cheating•cliche bad p0rn•top j/m•bottom j/k•manipulation•drunk sex
it’s always when his daughter is not around and j/k decides to come early to wait for her, or when his daughter leaves early and j/k stays in the house for a while longer. those moments alone with j/k are the ones j/m dreads.
Jungkook is obsessed with Jimin’s lips. 🥵
it takes him a long time to make it clear, but then again, Jimin is very oblivious.
Everyone else suffers.
• Jikook
• Short and dumb
• They all live together
• did I mention it’s dumb?
• nobody is good at flirting
• bro, dude, homie (homoerotically spoken)
• light nsfw 🔞
• there are an awful lot of pics of Jimin’s lips in this, beware
Jungkook gets dared to do a kissing booth for the fundraiser. Jimin gladly takes the opportunity to kiss his blindfolded nemesis and beat the high score.
Jungkook has no idea which girl kissed the life out of him, but he rates her a 10.
-alternative universe college/uni
-half texting, half written
-enemies to lovers
-painfully cliché
-won’t be too long
-nsfw 🔞
-crack
-uhh no warnings apply it’s not that deep I think, they’re 2 dimensional characters really, might add a cool backstory if I feel like it