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Dec 18, 2023 120 tweets 20 min read
🔞💭 dark desire

dilf j/m who’s daughter starts dating bad boy j/k. j/m hates him with a passion but j/k is /very/ interested in him, always sticks around when his daughter is away. j/m thinks he’s going insane, because j/k /can’t/ be flirting with him, right?
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tags: dilf j/m•bad boy j/k•brat j/k•cheating•cliche bad p0rn•top j/m•bottom j/k•manipulation•drunk sex
Jan 11, 2022 201 tweets >60 min read
🔞🩸🥵《suck you dry》

all human j/k wants is to blow vampire j/m. he did not sign up for a sociopath tsundere idiot vampire who wants him to sacrifice his life for c0ck.

#jikookau ImageImageImageImage read this carefully before starting this au <3
Nov 17, 2021 69 tweets 40 min read
『why don’t they just confess』

Jungkook is obsessed with Jimin’s lips. 🥵
it takes him a long time to make it clear, but then again, Jimin is very oblivious.

Everyone else suffers. ImageImage • Jikook
• Short and dumb
• They all live together
• did I mention it’s dumb?
• nobody is good at flirting
• bro, dude, homie (homoerotically spoken)
• light nsfw 🔞
• there are an awful lot of pics of Jimin’s lips in this, beware
Aug 3, 2021 134 tweets 65 min read
🥵《whatever gets you off》

where j/m has a side job at a sexting service and accidentally sends a risky sext to his project partner ImageImage - crack
- jikook
- it’s honestly very dumb I’m warning all of you
- it’s not gonna be long
- obviously nsfw but like in a weird way
- there is no shred of seriosity
- I make up words
- you guys like clarinets?
Jan 19, 2021 129 tweets 87 min read
《teach me how to kiss like a 10》

Jungkook gets dared to do a kissing booth for the fundraiser. Jimin gladly takes the opportunity to kiss his blindfolded nemesis and beat the high score.

Jungkook has no idea which girl kissed the life out of him, but he rates her a 10. Image -alternative universe college/uni
-half texting, half written
-enemies to lovers
-painfully cliché
-won’t be too long
-nsfw 🔞
-crack
-uhh no warnings apply it’s not that deep I think, they’re 2 dimensional characters really, might add a cool backstory if I feel like it

Enjoy!
Jan 8, 2019 93 tweets 69 min read
Broke the thread again 💪🏽
Read from here

Would you look at the time I'm so turned on
Jun 14, 2018 166 tweets 71 min read
- Jikook texting AU 🔞🔥 -

Jimin tries to subtly start sexting but Jungkook manages his way around it every damn time with his stupidity until Jimin one day finally snaps

It's gonna be nsfw if you put up with JK's bullshit long enough ☺️ Jimin is a nerd