Thread by @pinkjiminssii

🥵《whatever gets you off》

where j/m has a side job at a sexting service and accidentally sends a risky sext to his project partner

- crack
- jikook
- it’s honestly very dumb I’m warning all of you
- it’s not gonna be long
- obviously nsfw but like in a weird way
- there is no shred of seriosity
- I make up words
- you guys like clarinets?

1. uh oh

2. The orchestra guy

3. freaky 🥵🥵

4. Xylophones

5. I don’t play the clarinet like that

6. s3xt service stories

7. inconvenient

8. so where’s the clarinet

9. Groovy

10. *rawr*

11. Call me alpha

12. congratulations on your marriage

13. 🦶🏻ready

14. is that.. is that you?

15. in dinosaur

16. Stockholm

17. Another win

18. in general

19. in general pt. 2

20. *Howls*

21. Hey sailor

22. 🦕

23. your service

24. Is anyone?

25. help me

26. anything you want

27. 👉🏻👉🏻

28. F’s in the chat

29. Djembe

30. this report

31. the bar is low

32. Nevermind

32. Brachiosaurus

33. Another one from Socrates

34. What is your thing

35. Dude

36. and?

37. Connected the dots

38. Come to the light

39. dance video

40. Dance video!

41. Very

42. *scents you*

43. *wags tail*

44. Transforms into wolf

45. Copycat

46. Sue me

47. Tambourine

48. Jin’s curse

49. shove it up there

50. Manly fabric softener

51. grab your manliness

52. Bless you

53. The test

54. Once and for all

55. loads of them

56. Uh oh x2

57. So uhhhh

58. bewitched

59. Villain origin story

60. ahum

61. in church

62. can’t tell the difference

63. say it again

64. Can’t get mated

65. impossible

66. Converted

67. 😇

68. think about me in silence

69. Did you realise

70. deserved it

71. shorts

72. Sweaty

73. How to play

74. Show you

75. :)

76. Medusa

77. pew pew stuff

78. Mwo mwee

79. 🍑

80. *puppy eyes*

81. Contagious

82. something else

83. Talking in asterisks

84. A fine wine

85. Render me speechless

86. this is knkshaming

87. Normal

88. the hall

89. Boss

90. Don’t laugh

91. …

92. Good luck

93. Blocked

94. Attempt 2

95. Attempt 3

96. Attempt 4

97. Attempt 5

98. say please

98. Switch it up

99. Therapist

100. ask nicely

101. word

102. unscripted

103. No biting

104. more practice

105. Initiating

106. when he calls me

107. what did you have in mind

108. Like this

109. 🔞 practice ?

110. 🔞 how many

111. 🔞 ahum

112. 🔞 kneel

113. 🔞 hate how much I like this

114. 🔞 can I

115. 🔞 is this practice

116. 🔞 bet you look pretty

117. big uwu

118. time to go

119. pigeons

120. Windpipe

121. 😌

122. full circle

123. mildly confusing

124. cork still in there

125. woof

126. Official

127. l word

128. 😈

129.

130. THE END