🚨NEWS ALERT🚨
NYC mayor requires anyone going to a restaurant/bar to be free from obesity or diabetes
He says this “diabesity pass” is to protect personal health & also to prevent overwhelming hospital systems
Critics say these measures are punitive & discriminatory
😂
NYC mayor requires anyone going to a restaurant/bar to be free from obesity or diabetes
He says this “diabesity pass” is to protect personal health & also to prevent overwhelming hospital systems
Critics say these measures are punitive & discriminatory
😂
The “diabesity pass” provides free access to meat & chicken patties as well as salads, at all fast food restaurants.
The diabesity pass also provides free gym memberships and group fitness classs throughout the city.
The diabesity pass also provides free gym memberships and group fitness classs throughout the city.
The diabesity pass comes with a remote step counter & adds $10 to your bank account for every day you walk 10,000 steps
Just kidding…. They don’t give a shit about you they just want to give you a shot, free Krispy Kreme, free Sam Adam’s and lock you in your homes
If this is not clear - this is a joke - it’s my dark humor - in these times I find some comfort in creating eerily dystopian public health measures that are simultaneously interesting and disturbing
Hope you can deal with the sarcasm and dark humor!
Hope you can deal with the sarcasm and dark humor!
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