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Aug 16, 2021 7 tweets 3 min read Read on X
Oldest kiddo bought me stuff to stock the new office. It’s the first gift he’s gotten me with his own money, and I love it. Image
Daughter made me this giant card, which is going on my office door. ImageImage
This is the interior of oldest kiddo’s card, and darn it if I didn’t get a bit verklempt. Image
Husband made me a cherry crumble. (I am meh on cake.) Image
Dad got me a couple of @vuoriclothing pants, which are close enough to count as business casual. (Outfit selfies later this week impend.) Image
Birthday dinner vista. Image
Late summer birthday dinner. Image

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