Hi, Twits. I need your help. My daughter (13) is absolutely convinced I was lying to her when I said that every Wednesday is Norfolk Census Bear Day, on which a bear visits every house in Norfolk and eats the citizens who aren’t supposed to be there. (1/2)
It would be tremendously helpful to her, and also to me, if you were to tweet (not as a reply to this) your #NorfolkCensusBearDay experiences to confirm the existence of this ancient and much beloved/feared tradition.
Oh, man. You people are something else. This is excellent, excellent work. Thank-you so much for helping instil in my child an appropriate fear of bears in Norfolk of a Wednesday. #NorfolkCensusBearDay
I’m sorry to have to tell you all that despite your finest efforts, Young Miss A is still a #NorfolkCensusBearDay refusenik. However, if it’s any consolation you’ve made me laugh longer and harder than for an age.
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