I can’t stop thinking about Sean Lock. I didn’t know him all that well, but in the late 90s/early 00s we shared an agent and I was his support act for a few gigs here and there. He taught me two things that have enriched my life. Firstly, I remember seeing him on the last night…
…of the Edinburgh Fringe one year. “Sean! I’ve not seen you out all Festival. Where’ve you been?” “I’m thirty-six, Chris.” He then went on to tell me that he never read any reviews at the festival - his or anyone else’s. “You’re enjoying yourself for the first few days…
…then the reviews start to come in. And even if they’re brilliant you’ll find something in them that annoys you. Then, if you read someone else’s you’re either cross because they don’t like someone you think is good, or angry because they love someone you think’s shit…
…They make you wish ill on your fellow man, and that’s no good. So I never read them.” And after that I never did. I’d tell my venue staff I didn’t want to know when the press were in and my PR knew not to tell me anything till it was all over. The second thing he taught me…
…as we drove somewhere disappointing in my old Renault 19, was the Half An Orange For A Head joke. I laughed for an age. A comedian’s joke. Pure playing with form and expectation. The perfect gag for Sean Lock to tell you on a car journey. I’ve repeated it often since.

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