Thread by @JoshDaws

Some people who disagree with me have been deceived by evil grifters and deserve my pity. I grieve for those rubes.

Anyone that disagrees with me about how to best love their neighbor doesn't love their neighbor.

Christians that disagree with me have never read their Bible and probably don’t go to church.

This one is dedicated to you, @DavidAFrench

People who disagree with me prove my point. They also demonstrate how weak they are.

The issues that concern me are gospel issues. The issues that concern the people I disagree with are distractions from the gospel.

My arguments are irrefutable.

IR-RE-FU-TA-BLE

Saw this one and had to add it to the thread.

https://twitter.com/FrogMortonAgain/status/1446136190726455298?s=20

I get amused when people disagree with me.

That's because it reminds me that I'm smarter than them.

I'm really smart... in case that wasn't clear.

Everything you grew up believing about Christianity is a lie. I explain this in my new book which you can purchase for $120. Until you fork over the cash to read it, you should just assume I'm correct.

Everything that concerns you is a boogeyman to distract people from what concerns me.

Congrats, @martyduren! You made the list!

The comedy you find humorous is unfunny, hateful, and reveals your emotional baggage. It is nothing like the brilliant satire that makes me chuckle and speaks truth to power.

The more people disagree with my argument the stronger it becomes.

You only disagree with me because you don’t have any friends of a different ethnicity. I have lots and lots (well, a couple) of them and they all think the same… way I do. #satire

It’s wrong to critique my friend based on what he’s said publicly. Everyone who does that is wicked, immoral, and foolish. The gentleness of Christ does not dwell within them and they can go jump in a lake for all I care. Make it a fiery one.

People who rethink their opinions and come to agree with me have listened humbly and done the work to become educated.

People who rethink their opinions and come to disagree with me have become radicalized by dangerous misinformation peddled by extremists.

https://twitter.com/midwesterneur/status/1487896102833643528

Evangelical leaders who lend their platform to the administration I voted for are doing a public service and promoting the common good.

Evangelical leaders who lend their platform to the administration I voted against are dangerous Christian Nationalists who want theonomy.

I’m not going to respond to your well-researched and thoughtful critique of me and my friends, but I will pray for you and encourage you to read my new TGC post about how to be nicer online.

The journalism you enjoy is nothing more than slanderous cyber-stalking designed to smear the reputations of good people.

The journalism I find valuable bravely exposes the meanness of people who disagree with me.

I think it's wise for folks to spend some significant time in ministry, helping lead people thru suffering, sitting at hospital bedsides, meeting with them across the table at diners, and jumping through various other hoops before you disagree with or critique me in any way.

Ah hah! You misspelled a word in your response to me. I am now fully justified in dismissing you’re argument entirely! What a dummy.

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, that something you've been warning about for years has happened. If only there had been some way to know ahead of time.

Hello, my hundreds of thousands of devoted followers, this tiny account disagreed with me. You know what to do.

I’m a modern day Elijah bravely calling the church to correct injustice and repent of our complicity in it by voting for candidates committed to this important work. You, on the other hand, need to stop injecting politics into the church.

I know your concerns are sincere and well-intentioned. It’s just that your work is being used by people that disagree with me (and are therefore bad), so I need you to focus on my concerns instead. If you don’t that will reveal your true intentions which we all know are bad.

Language is fluid. The meaning of words changes from person to person, so you are wrong to criticize my usage of that particular word. In fact, I don't even think you know what that word means and should stop using it altogether. You can't just define it however you want.

I'm convinced that the pushback against my perspective is actually a manifestation of a spiritual battle aiming to dislodge unity in Christ. By disagreeing with me you are literally working for Satan.