My wife popped out a kid.
We've had it for about a week, which means...
It's time for a 🧵👇
We've had it for about a week, which means...
It's time for a 🧵👇
I'm a first time father and I was raised by wolves so I had no idea what to expect.
Boy! When they had you your kid after he gets ripped out of, y'know...
It's an amazing moment. It's a combination of being A) totally overwhelmed B) really tired C) unsure how to proceed
Boy! When they had you your kid after he gets ripped out of, y'know...
It's an amazing moment. It's a combination of being A) totally overwhelmed B) really tired C) unsure how to proceed
D) Proud! I cried a little.
It's pretty cool. As soon as you make a new human, they become an extension of you. For example, I used to be insecure about myself. Now I'm also insecure about my child too, which is GREAT!
It's pretty cool. As soon as you make a new human, they become an extension of you. For example, I used to be insecure about myself. Now I'm also insecure about my child too, which is GREAT!
My mother-in-law just interrupted my thread writing to hand me my baby.
Woman needs to get her priorities in order smh.
Baby given to wife, so thread continues.
Woman needs to get her priorities in order smh.
Baby given to wife, so thread continues.
I gained a ton of respect for women in general.
Birth is like war. It puts a TON of stress on your wife. I've been lucky to be able to dodge it in part because my in-laws are here.
I do sleep in my office though. Otherwise, we couldn't make coin (I need sleep to make money).
Birth is like war. It puts a TON of stress on your wife. I've been lucky to be able to dodge it in part because my in-laws are here.
I do sleep in my office though. Otherwise, we couldn't make coin (I need sleep to make money).
I've already fucked my kid for life 😉
Real name (not joking):
Zealand Viateur Zhigang Hart
Nasdaq Hart was a close second. Viateur like the bagel shop lol.
Real name (not joking):
Zealand Viateur Zhigang Hart
Nasdaq Hart was a close second. Viateur like the bagel shop lol.
https://twitter.com/Molson_Hart/status/1369705875817005056
Making milk is really damn hard. It wasn't working at the beginning and we didn't realize that it was happening so we weren't giving him formula. Oops! He started to not look right, which was frightening af. Terrible!
Anyways, we figured it out...
Anyways, we figured it out...
I sucked my wife's breasts trying to figure out what was going on.
Imagine me looking up into her eyes saying.
"I haven't sucked anything that hard since I visited @girdley in San Antonio"
Highlight the birth for me 😂
Imagine me looking up into her eyes saying.
"I haven't sucked anything that hard since I visited @girdley in San Antonio"
Highlight the birth for me 😂
We've got the breastmilk going now, which is great.
Yeah, so that's all for now...
I look forward to my kid doing something that is not pooping, peeing, or mercilessly keeping us all up at night with screaming.
Having a baby. All right so far. Must do it to keep species going.
Yeah, so that's all for now...
I look forward to my kid doing something that is not pooping, peeing, or mercilessly keeping us all up at night with screaming.
Having a baby. All right so far. Must do it to keep species going.
One last thing I forgot to say.
The kid has blue eyes (probably will go away) and is covered in hair.
It's comforting to know that this baby is probably my own 🤪
/end thread
The kid has blue eyes (probably will go away) and is covered in hair.
It's comforting to know that this baby is probably my own 🤪
/end thread
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