Once upon a time, Perdue Pharma spent decades convincing doctors that the best medical science supported getting the whole country hooked on opiates.
Anyway now people don’t trust doctors when they say “this new vaccine is the only thing that helps covid, don’t take horse paste.”
Weird how a Byzantine medical system of grotesquely unethical for-profit firms, with wildly unequal access & outcomes, where life-saving care is regularly and arbitrarily withheld, would engender this kind of mistrust in the midst of a devastatingly mismanaged pandemic.
It sure doesn’t help that the main website that the Horse Paste People are getting their info from looks as legit as the Mayo Clinic or WebMD, or that it links to a bunch of seemingly legitimate medical studies that are difficult to parse or evaluate without a medical degree.
DON’T FUCKING TAKE ANIMAL MEDICATIONS.

Also ivermectin is prescribed as a topical anti-inflammatory for conditions like rosacea.

Turns out medical science is complex, self-medicating in any form can be incredibly dangerous.
Laughing at people who are eating horse paste and shitting out their intestinal lining gets way less funny if you’ve ever googled at-home cures for ear-aches or yeast infections because you feel like your doctor casually overprescribes antibiotics.

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As school starts in a few days, it’s easy to get mad at PPS for their safety protocols, because they are BAD.
However the bigger problems are the directives from the Oregon Health Authority (OHA) and the Oregon Department of Education (ODE). So let’s take a look:🧵
First, we have the PPS “Swiss Cheese Model,” which PPS diagrams as shown. It’s a system that relies on a series of nested and hopefully redundant layers. But if only a few layers are holding up the whole mess, then it’s going to fall apart, and there’s going to be outbreaks. 1/
The big thing to know about the PPS Swiss cheese model is that, however insufficient each layer of protection is in this plan, ODE has also removed a bunch of allowed layers, & PPS’s covid plan is bad precisely because it only meets the state’s minimum covid safety standards. 2/
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20 Aug
So I decided to tune into the “choose love” press conference by Ted Wheeler. So far singers are singing about choose love and following god.

I wonder if the mayor will address the concerns about far right extremists coming into Portland to fight people
Here are some of the groups asking for action this morning:
Apparently Ted would like to address the multitude of problems facing Portland by asking residents to “Choose love”. I’m not shitting you. That’s his opening speech.
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3 Jun
Just to be clear: 1 year after George Floyd's murder & the burning of the 3rd Precinct, after the mayor vowed to permanently preserve George Floyd Square as a memorial & city council voted to disband MPD, the city cleared George Floyd Square & shot someone dead on the same day.
Correction: City of Minneapolis is ATTEMPTING to clear George Floyd Square.
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1 Jun
Jail support completely swept by PPB this morning & needs supplies. This is targeted, coming as prominent activists have been arrested on sealed indictments.

It’s June 1st. PPB & feds know summer is coming. With trump gone, local & federal crackdowns will be better coordinated.
Lots of food, water, and soft drinks have now arrived at jail support. A couple more tables would be much appreciated.
As of 4:00 pm, jail support had two pop-up shade structures, 3 dedicated food tables, a dedicated coffee table, 2 tables of hygiene and medical supplies, and a ton of coolers full of drinks.
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7 May
All of this is true, so I’m going to post some links of information about grand juries and grand jury resistance
The civil liberties defense center has a bunch of information on grand juries. To start with here is an overview of what a grand jury is and how they work.
cldc.org/grand-juries/
Here is one story of how grand jury resistance works and why.

“In a strange twist of juridical logic reserved for grand jury investigations, Koch was imprisoned for the very same reason he was freed nearly eight months later: his silence.”

salon.com/2014/02/03/the…
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First I love this book. When I was 15 years younger I had friends who lived at the food not lawns house in our town. They had torn the entire lawn out of their rental and raised piles of food. This is the only garden book that also has chapters on how to start pirate radio Food not lawns how to turn ...
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