Thread by @jtLOL

No nation has done an airlift like that because no president has ever fucked up like that.

"Just go out there and pretend it's a win"

Now he's pretending it's Afghanistan's fault that he promised none of this would happen.

Yelling at the government he blindsided.

Blaming the Americans he abandoned.

I assume the yelling is because of the stimulants they pumped into him just so he can stand up.

"We remain committed to get them out if they want to get out." So anybody who's kidnapped and killed was asking for it, right?

"We have leverage." What horseshit.

Blaming Trump.

He keeps talking about how historic this is. He's right, but not for the reasons he wants us to believe.

"I take responsibility for the decision." That's why he keeps making excuses and casting blame.

Now he's doing his creepy-whisper thing, and forgetting how to pronounce words.

"They want to know if he's okay"

I respectfully suggest Joe Biden shove this speech up his ass.

"And to ISIS-K: We are not done with you yet." So he's just going to pretend he didn't kill seven kids instead.

So he abandoned Afghanistan to protect us from Russia and China?

Now he's calling out terrorists, after giving them an entire fucking country. This is utterly insane.

He's yelling because he's failed and he knows it.

And now he's back to Beau again. Fuck this clown.

Now he's pretending to care about veterans, after checking his watch and snapping at the families of the fallen.

Fuck Biden.

Global terrorism is stronger today than it was on 9/11/01.

"Oh, you think YOUR dead kid is bad? Let me tell ya a little story..."