Thread by @nonewthing

Yes. Arteta is paying my account. My real identity is of an academy player that got released. Arteta came up to me sometime in January last year and said, 'Look, boy, I have been asked to fix this gigantic mess at Arsenal and I need a positive atmosphere to do it. I heard

https://twitter.com/Hammadayf/status/1432315334430760964

that you are the smartest boy that has ever come through this academy. So, here is what I want you to help me do. You will create a Twitter account and fight the narrative for me. Don't worry about the size of the audience at first, we will coordinate with our other propaganda

specialists on Twitter such as @gunnerblog @goonerdave66 @Stillberto @ddoublepivot @MiniShubz @GeorgeV_AFC to fight the negative narrative from big Twitter accounts and Pepe stans. You know how much I hate Pepe? Yeah? So we will push your tweets for you and you can get

an audience in no time. In no time you are at 30K, 40K. Your account will be different. You will not try to be sometimes negative like our other specialists. You will be always positive. The club will supply you with insider information so that your threads will be unstoppable

and really difficult to resist. You know that the best lie is one mixed with the truth. But your truth will be insider info, so you will be untouchable. If you do your job well, then you can walk out onto the Emirates and sit down on the freshly-cut grass with me to

talk about club-building all day long.

Also, you get to be an academy coach. Do you understand?"

With that, I departed from the changing rooms at Hale End filled with a zeal and a purpose unlike before. I will turn into a hero for Arteta. I will be the spinning Threadman.

Relevant player news about Arsenal I have got correct so far (proof I am linked to Arteta):

—Emi Buendia not coming to Arsenal because he is not a tactical fit.
—Ainsley Maitland-Niles leaking falsehood about his issues with the coach he was rightly disciplined for.
—Add more.

AI actually stands for 'Arteta In' and 'Arsenal Insider'.

Go figure.

Please, no one should check up @jeorgebird's blog. Please!