Chetan Bhagat's next book will have the dialogue "Deti hai toh de warna nikal" but about vaccines
The couple will break up because boy wanted Covaxin, but his partner was a Pfizer girl
Couple will start fighting over vaccine efficacy, Pfizer girl says her favourite vaccine is the best but desi madlad would rather have Covishield cocktail over Pfizer.
There will be a scene where boy and girl have sex wearing masks and ppe suits that have a hole near the business area

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The Texas abortion laws are quite sane... But people active on social media in Indian political circles will pretend it is an apocalypse. India has very similar abortion laws as well.
Under Indian laws, women can get abortion for medical reasons omly till 6 months of pregnancy, that too, after opinions of 2 doctors iirc.
Just checked, failure of contraceptives is a valid reason for legal abortion in India. That is available to married couples. So yeah, India has pretty much legalised all kinds of abortion upto 6 months of pregnancy. I made a mistake i think, Texas laws are more restrictive.
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The western media and the liberal media in India as well are not saying much about the Afghan children Joe Biden murdered because all of them are part of groups that receive huge funds from US Govt and EU.
The Wire received some award for god knows what from some group called International Press Institute. Look who the IPI's donors are hahahahaha. "Independent media" LMAO
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Gender is fluid, biological sex is a myth.
Biological sex doesn't exist.
Biological sex is a spectrum.
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I will share my opinion on the insurgency situation in the North East in 2021 sometime later
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The important thing to note here is that the insurgency was led and sustained by the elite section of these societies. But the elite section has now been integrated into the Indian Union. They sit in governments and hold political power. Why would they want an insurgency?
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I do have an honest q: How many were punished in the US for illegally spying on the Trump campaign at the behest of his political opponents?
How many were punished in the US for dragging the country to an illegal war in Iraq and lying about Saddam Hussein's WMD? @clary_co
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