after many months the supply chains have finally delivered the kid's new bike 
want to see the kid on the bike? that might cost you. theap.substack.com
!!
he kept shouting "I JUST GOT IT TODAY!" to get all the nearby adults to cheer him on
PLG has some shockingly polite teenaged boys willing to stop for a moment and listen to a four-year-old they don't know babble excitedly that he just got his bike today and he's not falling down anymore. very well-raised.
sorry I know I'm posting a lot about this but my kid learned to ride a bike today and it was really joyful and here is how my stepdad remembers me learning to ride without training wheels
he said he wanted to ride it on an open street tomorrow so we're going up to Vanderbilt since unfortunately the @NYPDnews and @NYC_DOT just refused to keep the one in our own neighborhood open last year
to be really specific the @NYPD78Pct and @NYPD70Pct decided never to enforce the Parkside open street because they, along with the @NYC_DOT, don't care about the safety of my beautiful son
specifically whatever public information officers are reading this openly and explicitly want him to be run down by drunk off-duty drunk cops whose plates are obscured to hide them from speed cameras in school zones
i know i said drunk twice but i'm not the one driving with illegal tinted windows along the same street where my precious child is riding his bike for the first time
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