After reading Jonah 4 together this morning, my 15yo son noted that Jonah sounded like a moody teenager. This led to 10 minutes of improv.
"What?!? You're just going to let them get away with that? You're not going to do, like, ANYthing? That's so not fair."

"Fine! why don't you just kill me already?"
"You can't take away my vine! That's my vine."

"Did you pay for this vine? Did you get up every morning & go to work to take care of it? I didn't think so."
"You know, you need to show some respect, young man. And be nicer to those kids down the street.

"Gah, Dad! You just make me want to diiiiiieeeee."
Children are an heritage of the Lord: and the fruit of the womb is his reward.

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I think it's important to remember that hospitals are full b/c we have the ability to save people from an otherwise horrific death. They are full b/c modern medicine has kept patients alive long enough to have a chance to continue to live.
This must be factored into all our discussions about mandates & safety. Because, even if unconsciously, we are already factoring it into the risk/reward calculus of resisting such protocols. But this is not a freedom shared by those in the developing world.
Which helps us evaluate our own calculus--not of risk & reward--but of rights & responsibilities. What responsibilities do we have *because* we have access to lifesaving modern medicine when others don't?
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Just left a comment on a FB post related to COVID vax. Saints, pray for me.
BUT on a related note... someone needs to look into how class divides are affecting people's confidence in vaccines. It's not about "trusting the science" so much as whether you know people you trust who are doing the science.
If you exist in a socioeconomic class that includes doctors, chemists, researchers, clinicians etc, you're more likely to have personal proximity to someone whose work you trust b/c you trust them.
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Don't quote me yet, but I'm beginning to believe that the degree to which we are willing to own our particular sins is the degree to which we actually believe in grace.
It's one thing to confess the truth about human sinfulness. It's a very easy thing to do, in fact. But it's another thing to confess the truth about our particular sinfulness.
As a result, it's entirely possible to use the language of depravity & grace in such a generalized way as to make them functionally meaningless.
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Yeah, it's been disturbing to see how many folks who would otherwise believe "all life is valuable" fall into this rhetoric when it comes to COVID.
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