After reading Jonah 4 together this morning, my 15yo son noted that Jonah sounded like a moody teenager. This led to 10 minutes of improv.
"What?!? You're just going to let them get away with that? You're not going to do, like, ANYthing? That's so not fair."
"Fine! why don't you just kill me already?"
"Fine! why don't you just kill me already?"
"You can't take away my vine! That's my vine."
"Did you pay for this vine? Did you get up every morning & go to work to take care of it? I didn't think so."
"Did you pay for this vine? Did you get up every morning & go to work to take care of it? I didn't think so."
"You know, you need to show some respect, young man. And be nicer to those kids down the street.
"Gah, Dad! You just make me want to diiiiiieeeee."
"Gah, Dad! You just make me want to diiiiiieeeee."
Children are an heritage of the Lord: and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
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