listen, as a texas lady, i would just like to talk to the woman who thinks that texans actually wear fringed red cowboy boots with dresses for occasions such as this.
no one does this. we are not ted from how i met your mother.
no one does this. we are not ted from how i met your mother.
https://twitter.com/arlenparsa/status/1435373891732508672
Like are you really gonna be the only woman at this thing and show up wearing cowboy boots that make everyone think this is normal
are you really gonna deal us that blow.
are you really gonna deal us that blow.
like i have been defending cowboy boots from haters for many years but i cannot help you with these what are they
where did you buy these things
where did you buy these things
these look like the boots the western dancing troop at my undergrad wore so that the guys had an excuse to pick girls up by their butts.
if you told me, for example, that she put these on as nostalgia from her time spent as a Mustang Maverick at SMU I would believe you. I would.
My apologies to the Mustang Mavericks, who have apparently invested in non-red, non-fringe cowboy boots because even non-competitive country western dance troops do not wear fringed cowboy boots.
This has been my nightly grievance.
you know what i went back and looked a my pictures and i didn't even have fringe on my drill team dance boots in the year 2004. And i had to wear a god damned fringed bolero emblazoned with gold sequins, which is frankly the only acceptable way to accessorize fringed boots.
i was kicked off the drill team for insubordination after one year. This is the only fact I enjoy about my high school experience, and i have told everyone I know.
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