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8 Sep, 4 tweets, 1 min read
This is the craziest thing you will read today
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She also did this in a filing in July “legal fiction” Image
I have never seen this many people proud of being idiots

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Please don’t compare Texas to the Soviet Union.
the Soviet Union was first in the world to legalize abortion in 1920 citing the spirit of gender equality. Look it up
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WHO DID THIS???? #KevinMcCarthyScandal
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30 Aug
If you had to chose who to donate to for #Hurricane_Ida relief, would you chose the "Jesus/bible franchise" non profit @Franklin_Graham runs with a million dollar compensation for himself, or to @chefjoseandres and @WCKitchen where his compensation is ZERO? receipt ImageImage
@chefjoseandres and @WCKitchen served 20 million meals in American alone. 100,000 meals a day in Puerto Rico out of makeshift kitchens, just finished 400,000 meals in India this past June. Not sH*t food, they make sure their meals are balanced -healthy. without mentioning Jesus
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Show me a Jesus charity that gives out cash? They never do!
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28 Aug
Who is going to tell a sitting senator who has access to all the information that some of these afghans who " assisted" our military ( afghans who fought side by side with our men and women, protected NGO's etc), some hold security clearances + the visa vetting is extensive
if I may add @SenTedCruz, Applicants have to pass polygraph examination before they can gain approval.

A polygraph to get a visa, I am not even talking about the process to get a Top Secret security clearance, which they needed to pass to work with Nato forces.
here. I know for a fact afghan interpretters get revaluated for their secret clearance every 6 months I am certain if we did teh same to ted cruz he would fail it the first 6 months
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