(Half hour before date)

Man: Hey, sorry, can we do this another time? I've got to be home at a specific time.

Me: Let me stop you there. No. You cancelled and rescheduled five times. Bye.

Him: ... Um, my nanna just went into hospital. I said I'd phone her at 8.

Me: ... Oh.
Lesson learned. Always listen to the sixth excuse lest you become the villain of the story
Five. Times. He's cancelled and rescheduled this five times. Three months have passed since we agreed to go on a date.
Now history will record me as the dickhead, not him. That's so frustrating.
He's now suggested Sunday. Who wants to take a guess as to his next excuse?

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