a big collective fucking thank you, but I guess we could pretend the guy doesn’t know how to read polls some more
the dude has rickrolled the entire apparatus for two years using this one weird trick of reading polls and picking no brainers, what is his secret???
now, this is not always admirable or even desirable, because the right thing doesn’t need a poll. but from a politics standpoint, yeah, this is not a complex calculus
the *right* thing to do would’ve been drop this hammer in july, which woulda saved a lot of lives, & with it a lot of economic stability. but politically it was a bad move because people were not there yet. my preference woulda been ignoring the politics, but I’m not in politics
biden’s best feature is his ability to identify stuff that’s broadly popular & put his back into it, and ironically, his worst feature is his need to identify stuff that’s broadly popular before putting his back into it.

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