i have reentered medica mundi. everything is fine, some “nurses” (covenous, spelled with the “coven”) have convinced me to have nascent owen jr ‘scanned’, with varying explanations, of course i suspect this has something to do with monitoring his dreams, perhaps collecting them.
i suspect the “administration” (galactic, hospital, or state) is concerned he may be figuring things out at too rapid a pace. perhaps he already knows “too much”. he has REM cycles. full dreams. where does he go? of what does he dream? no one can tell me this. no explanation.
of course i am also entertaining more mundane explanations. for example, we have all observed the general dearth of creative media. some of these “nurses” may be failed writers, who, lacking inspiration, have resorted to scanning baby dreams. the perfect plagiaristic crime.
a baby cannot report such fraud, he cannot request the royalties that would be due to him, + he, having consumed no media, must have some of the only truly original ideas. it would be naive to think a billion dollar industry such as hollywood has not considered tapping into this
i own those thoughts. they are mine. i produced them. of my flesh. they are under my dominion. yet here i sit saying nothing as another 20-something lady of the night in ”scrubs” reads the next literary masterpiece directly out of my childs soft squishy new brain, saying nothing.

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