hey crypto dorks, if you want normal people to stop thinking you're the dumbest, most gullible rubes on the planet, maybe don't take absolutely impossible "news," such as Walmart partnering with a shitcoin that peaked in 2017, as gospel the second you see it
i have a very smooth brain myself and yet instantly identified it as horseshit.

Confirming that

1. There was only one, single $WMT PR on globenewswire.com archive
2. The email domain on the press release was phishing 101

took one minute. Stop and think for 1 second ppl
Press Release is still live! Complete embarrassment for @GlobeNewswire

@GlobeNewswire it's down now fwiw

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This is why FSD has to be near perfect or not exist. There is no middle ground

@Tweetermeyer will like this one for sure. Pretty easy to follow as it focuses more on human behavior instead of the software
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I have no position and will have no position.
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