Okay, fine. I'll give you some advice on how to sell the vaccine to the vaccine-hesitant.
1. Quit being arrogant, you assbags. You're not morally superior because you injected yourself with big pharma piss.
1. Quit being arrogant, you assbags. You're not morally superior because you injected yourself with big pharma piss.
2. Quit making recommendations based on politics, unions, or the bad sushi you ate last night. Have better reasons for recommendations than "we think it will work this time." If it isn't proven scientifically, stop recommending it.
And I mean science science, not this bull crap appeal to authority thing. You were wrong about eggs and butter and salt and fat for years. Earn our trust by being right for a while.
3. Listen to why people are hesitant. Are there some wrapped up in conspiracy theories about microchips and all that? Yeah.
The vast majority just have questions about how this vaccine seems to be handled exactly opposite of every other vaccine ever.
The vast majority just have questions about how this vaccine seems to be handled exactly opposite of every other vaccine ever.
It's not our fault we listened to you for years and now that you're changing everything you've ever said, we're the bad guys? No.
4. Stop lying about transmission. The unvaccinated don't spread asymptomatically. The vaccinated do.
"But muh viral load!" Whatever the load, it's enough for the virus to spread through the vaxxed, not the unvaxxed.
"But muh viral load!" Whatever the load, it's enough for the virus to spread through the vaxxed, not the unvaxxed.
5. Talk to us like adults.
You bought off those who you could with your free donuts and lottery.
You threatened many with job loss.
Those that still didn't follow through you talked down to like children.
Fuck off with that attitude.
You bought off those who you could with your free donuts and lottery.
You threatened many with job loss.
Those that still didn't follow through you talked down to like children.
Fuck off with that attitude.
"But you're being selfish petulant children!"
You're the one saying the vaccine doesn't work if the vaxxed are around the unvaxxed.
Which brings me to point 6.
You're the one saying the vaccine doesn't work if the vaxxed are around the unvaxxed.
Which brings me to point 6.
6. Your messaging sucks. Like sucks sucks. How can you possibly screw up a message like "this could save your life"? Because you morons did. And then you're indignant about us telling you to go screw yourself? LOL
Go screw yourself, bitches.
Go screw yourself, bitches.
7. "Look, I know many of you are hesitant, and that's okay. I get it. Studies have shown that your chances of getting sick with the vaccine are much lower than if you don't have it.
Yes, you can survive without it. Yes, you can still get sick with the vax. But the numbers are more in your favor if you have the vax."
If this had been your message from the start, there'd be more vaccinated.
But no. You went for the power grab and force.
Great job. No, really. Great job.
But no. You went for the power grab and force.
Great job. No, really. Great job.
Anyway, at this point, you deserve the shit storm coming. Your arrogance has been sowed. We'll see what you reap.
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