Warming up the very powerful computers for the pro-Newsom vote dumps 
“I’m sorry Dave. I can’t count that vote for Elder. It’s against my programming. Gavin. Gavin. Gavin.”
“Here’s all the fresh Newsom votes we printed up down at the union hall and we got another 6 trucks hauling em in from Chico”
“Yes that’s the machine where we count all the Elder votes. I’m sure of it.”
“Yes Mr President, Elder was ahead for a little bit but uh me and the boys we errrr fixed it. We fixed it real nice sir. Please tell Dr Biden hi for us, we all think she’s swell sir.”
“Yeah, Barack, everything is going just like you said it would. Reminds me of backstage in 08 when I was like ‘I think Indiana is a little much do you think they’ll buy it?’ Hahaha and like always you were right. That’s why you’re always my main man.”
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