Thread by @Austen

Trying to watch football with neighbors to be friendly.

This game is 90% breaks. This does not work for my brain.

I grew up playing soccer and I totally get how people could be bored watching the tactical part of that game, but this is literally 50/50 game/commercial breaks

This is just an excuse to turn your brain off and drink beer isn’t it

Probably makes a difference if you care who wins too

Surprised white pants are so popular tbh

“Think about it as chess” ya I love chess but I don’t look forward to watching four hour chess matches every weekend

I don’t know a whole lot about football but I’m still in shock at how bad the commentators are

Just watched BYU throw an interception at the end of the second quarter, and the ESPN commentator pauses and says, “You know that actually may take away a scoring opportunity for them.”

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Also we’re watching on an 8k TV but pretty sure this game is streaming in like 720p

Shocked there aren’t more injuries

Wait that’s how you pronounce VRBO?

Also realizing I basically haven’t seen any video ads in years.

There’s a way to turn them off on almost every platform now.

Holy shit Haener

Ok I get it now