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18 Sep, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Honest question: why do husbands think their wives are telepathic?

Who the hell is Henry and for how much? Image
And of course I tried calling him like 60 seconds after he texted that, and he didn’t pick up.
Update: Image
Yes, that actually happened. He recited his wedding vows using my middle name instead of my first name, because the pastor got my name wrong. 🔥
We have been happily married for 27+ years despite that.

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Denise Dewald, MD 🗽 Profile picture
18 Sep
I think pediatricians are jaded and don’t understand how miraculous pediatric hospital care really is. If they did they would be fighting harder to protect their hospitals.

I trained in med/peds, which means I did a combined residency in both internal medicine and pediatrics.
I am board certified in both pediatrics and internal medicine.

By and large, a large share of patients treated at adult hospitals have a limited lifespan as a result of age or severity of disease.

This isn’t the case in pediatric hospitals.
This is why I keep screaming from rooftops about flattening the pediatric covid curve.

We need to preserve our pediatric hospitals’ ability to care for EVERY child that needs care.

This really matters.
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17 Sep
So, GOP legislature in Ohio wants to get rid of all vaccine mandates. I knew this was going to happen.

If you are in Ohio, please call your Ohio state house representative.

I can't find my old tweet about it, but I predicted it.

This is a war on public health.
WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?
Link to this disaster: legislature.ohio.gov/download?_se=Z…
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17 Sep
None of this is normal.
We are rapidly becoming a failed state ruled by anti-science religious extremists.

Doctor who called COVID-19 vaccine 'needle rape' is now on Idaho's largest regional health board news.yahoo.com/doctor-called-…
I truly worry that at least pockets of the US may end up like Afghanistan.
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17 Sep
They are preparing to triage children to either potentially life-saving treatment, or comfort care 😢
This is happening in Alberta, but if we haven’t learned this lesion yet: if I happens in one place, it can happen anywhere.

This was completely predictable. cleveland.com/news/2021/08/h…
Here is the link to the video from the conference that is covered in the article gospeakupamerica.com/deltaschools
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15 Sep
As I read that 1 in 500 Americans have died of COVID19 so far, I decided to cheer myself up by reading a quasi-historical account about everyday life during the time of the Black Death, which killed 30-50% of the population.
Amazing how people knew it was coming. Travelers and gossip brought news of it to even small villages. People had a hard time believing that it would actually be as bad as it was. Image
There is still debate on whether the Black Death was actually caused by the plague bacterium Yersinia pestis or instead one of the epidemic hemorrhagic viruses like Ebola. There are some pretty good arguments for Ebola here.
nature.com/scitable/blog/…
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11 Sep
So I had to turn my privacy setting on because the GQP nuts are coming after me.
And this guy is an antisemite as well. I attract the right enemies.
Yikes. I can’t even begin to tell you how dangerous these people are.

My mother grew up in Nazi Germany, and this is not ok.

jns.org/congressional-…
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