Thread by @HBCUDropout

This is a story.
I know that I look like a lonely gullible slewfoot loser who will gladly give anyone who says something nice to me money. Well the jokes on you because I ain't got no money! You think I'm a #SugarDaddy I'm a #SplendaPapa

Anyway...
People see me as mark.
So they are always trying to hit me up on social media with the #HeyBby stuff...

...and I'm usually like...

But one day, recently, I had some time.

Hi.

#SplendaPapa

"I'm Bella by name"🚩

"Cos you look attractive" 🚩

PROTIP: Always be ready for a selfie! You never know!

Don't text and drive while driving to school, kids!

Well that was overly specific 🚩 almost like did a @googlemaps search or something...

and didn't get it exactly right.

#shoutout @CSNCoyote

It's a long story...
I don't want talk about it 😭

Aww, they did you dirty, girl!

Men...

Getting them digits, yo!

Here comes the grift #SplendaPapa

What a friend!

What? The video chat didn't work?

Your phone is turned off and the neighbor's phone is "not good"?

Man her neighbors phone really sucks 😏 🚩

...wait for it...

AND THERE IT IS!!!!

I am something that you'll never comprehend

Ooh we've reached the "bby" and #CashApp level of the grift

"bby bby bby
what's it gonna be?
oh bby bby bby
are u gonna #cashapp me?"

Where were we? Oh yeah...A wild Arthur has entered the grift!

Arthur?

Whoo I need to hurry up!

Ooh I don't know...

🤨

She sent me a picture from her neighbors phone to show me she's legit

#ReversePsychology

#PleaseDontGo

To ease my fears she sent me another picture

#PleaseDontGo

Where is my money?!?

#ReversePsychology

Fine! Here's your $100 bby! #SplendaPapa

How did that damn decimal get in there?😏

Who me, kid???

"This how you do it"

Damn you #Android 😏

Oh no!

Would you???

...alas all "good" grifts must come to an end