I would really like to chat with whoever did his makeup, please
That is a really nice hibiscus in the greenhouse
Wait. This is a supposedly teeny tiny town that has an enormous greenhouse in the *checks notes* high school??????
"It means if you were smart, you'd stay away from me" well if that doesn't sum up solidly 70% of my own dating history
WE HAVE MET JACOB
I WAS NOT WARNED ABOUT HIS HAIR OMG he's such an adorable baby
He's been talking to her for five seconds and I already think I'm going to be #TeamJacob
Nobody ruin this for me; I have very little idea of what happens later in this series and I want to be surprised
I mean, I know she ends up with Edward; I don't live under a rock
Ohhhh are these the bad vampires again? I am confusion
Oh look bad humans! And a rescue!
Is his dialog this awkward in the book? Women found this attractive? I mean, choices were made
Aww, their first date
Well THAT took a turn
"You are so hot to me bc I can't read your mind" weird flex but ok
Honestly I gotta hand it to RPatz; he manages to maintain the exact same level of tortured expression for thr entirety of this movie
The SLOW ZOOM OF INTENSITY
These textbooks are sending me
Ope, the reveal in the woods
"How long have you been seventeen" 💀💀💀💀💀
I see why this has been memed into absolute oblivion
Okay I'm sorry, but I'm with all the Tumblr kids who said KStew got a bad rap but she apparently played it straight from the book and true to the character, and how she doesn't deserve all the hate and I would just like to say we have not hated RPatz ENOUGH for his performance
WHY IS HE SHINY
CGI is just top notch, here, folks
Look, I'm gonna be honest, I'm hating but seventeen-year-old Pearl would one hundred percent have fallen for this man. Hook, line, and sinker
We missed the opportunity to have them in a fairy ring of mushrooms. Who was their paranormal consultant?? I just wanna talk
Okay the Cullen house is beautiful
Look at their cute little domestic bliss
Ohhhhhh I remember now that Clair de Lune made it into every shared space with a piano right after this came out 🙄
"Hold on tight, spider monkey" someone got paid to write that. I have student loans that cost more than my house and someone got paid to right that
"Yep I totally sneak in your window in your BEDROOM in your house with your COP DAD to watch you SLEEP this is TOTALLY NORMAL NO CAUSE FOR ALARM"
The late 2000s fashion is on point though
"I can't make out with you bc I will lose control but sleeping in your bed is totally fine" oh my gosh
NO IS THIS THE ICONIC BASEBALL SCENE
I AM NOT READY
WHY
WHY
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Is THIS why this song has been all over my tiktok? Oh my goodness
OH NO THE BAD GUYS
Why are the good ones leaving? There are more of them than the bad ones? Just dispense with the Evil and get it done geez
Why are we being FRIENDLY with the PEOPLE EATERS
Evil Manbun needs to wash his hair, or at least invest in some decent dry shampoo
All right, I'm gonna level with you. This is going to be unpopular (especially with med school faculty/admin), but please know I'm speaking from experience here. Maybe this isn't universal, but here we go.
Med students heading into #Match2022 (or any match in subsequent years), please know that any and all advice from your med school administration is specifically designed to make sure *your school* is successful. They want you to match, period.
Your school does not need to worry about whether you are happy when/where/in what you match, as long as you match. You are a metric. You *not* matching is an unacceptable outcome not because it would be personally devastating to you, but because then they have to explain it.
I became a doctor largely because I wanted to understand my body and what was happening to it, and because I wanted to be able to explain the physiology behind people's suffering better than my doctors did to me.
I am having a patient experience. I know I'm being vague on the internet right now, & I'm sorry, but my body is misbehaving, and all the training, education, and support I have does not solve my problem, or even name my problem. I do not know what is going on, and I can't fix it.
I am frustrated. I am tired. And I know the world is on fire and everything is terrible, and here I am whining about something that is very small in the grand scheme of things, but I just...I don't want to have to deal with this.