So I noticed this lady stopped talking to me. I chatted her but I noticed I've been blocked. I tried twice to call and she never picked. I drew an inference. The fact that she didn't call back means she intentionally ignored me. I just moved on quickly.
After some days I started deleting all the pictures she sent to me. I was very reluctant to delete one particular picture where she wore this blue Jean and a red top arrgh! Mo like picture yẹn but I discarded it jare, good riddance to bad rubbish.
You can't come from no where and start making me feel like I don't worth a thing. I mean look at me, I'm a fine man, I got muscles, tall,dark and I graduated from the University of Ibadan, first and the best. And you want to rubbish my credentials.. kilo gbóju lè gan sef?
Since then we haven't set eyes on each other. I didn't bother looking for her. I know a few females I could reach out to to ask about her but I didn't bother. Let me tell you one thing, one thing that also made me quickly ignore her was because I also assumed she wrote me off
She drives a car, a very clean yahoo boy standard Lexus kind of car. I did assume that the fact that my own car is 1990s edition Leggediz Benz was a reason for blanking out on me. More like a clear message that I'm not in her class.
Alas! All my assumptions were wrong. This lady in question did what she thought was best for her. Perhaps if I hadn't met met her again few days ago I'd still be assuming she left me for all those reasons. We met inside BRT on my way to Costain and surprisingly she called me
Oga Jide, from where to where! Haa! Madam! Immediately I saw her my heart skipped a bit. Within a few minutes someone seated beside her alighted and I quickly rushed to sit beside her. I wasn't shy to hug her right there and people were looking at us like "kilo mú àwọn werey yí"
I tried all my best to reach out to you, you stopped picking my calls. I even thought you had left the country. She said Jide, mabinu, I'm really sorry but I just had to guide my peace!
Your peace? What do you mean?
She said "Look at some point I was getting into you"
She told me how she had broken three relationships on the alter of genotype 😭. In her words, I'm always very fast to ask about genotype before getting along with any guy but I think somehow I missed it when I met you. Things happened too fast and I got carried away
I was overwhelmed with everything, Babajide you know you talk too much, I got carried away because every time with you,there's always something to talk about and I enjoyed every bit. All these didn't make me remember my usual routine of asking about genotype
I was already in love until that day! Which day?
There was a day she came to my place, I told a neighbor to give her my key cos I wasn't around. I only noticed that when I got home I didn't meet her but the room was neater than how I left it.
I noticed that someone accessed some documents in my shelf but I didn't pay much attention to that. It was since that day that she stopped picking my call. What did she see in my room?
Olaide, what did you see in my room? Everything you were feeling about me I was and still feeling the same way. It didn't take time before I started rising in love with you but you suddenly cut me off. Ó kọ ojú mi si ọrùn àlẹ, ó gbé mi la'handicap.
We had both passed our bus stop, and we were now on the island. We alighted and decided to go rendezvous at landmark beach where we could talk better. What did you see in my room that made you blank on me?
I couldn't bring myself to the realization that I'd not date you not to mention getting married to you. I actually thought it was the end of my search for a life partner even though you hadn't officially asked me out. That day I saw some documents in your room and one was your
genotype result. Jide, you're AS, I am AS too..this can't work..she said amidst misty eyes.
So I had to run away totally, I needed to cut every ties with you quickly and breach the pipe through which your feelings was flowing through to my heart.
But Olaide, you should have discussed this with me. It's not what you think. I'm not an AS, I'm AA. The file you assessed was my undergraduate document file, and back in school, I did a number of tests during documentation.I have two results for genotype and you saw the wrong one
She looked at me like 😳😳, and quickly wiped her tears, wait how? Yes baby I'm serious, after that first test my mum said it's not true because my dad and mum are both AA so they forced me to go for another test. It was the second test that showed that I'm AA.
Haa Jesus Jide you are AA? I can't believe this! The joy was all over her face. Look we need to do this again. Can we get a lab around here? Babe don't worry I've done this twice in two different labs,I'm AA. Don't carry my night food to pussy cat to eat.
Let's go home we have to celebrate this. Àlẹ yi ni má propose 😂
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My girlfriend’s dad called me today and I didn't know it was him. I've never met him. I was trying to catch a few minutes of rest when the phone rang, I picked and I heard “How are you, Otunba Bantale on the line.
Haa,Bantale?
That's my girlfriend’s surname!
I quickly jumped off the bed and said Daddy, good afternoon sir.
He asked if I know who was speaking, I said from the name, it looks like you're Oluwafisayo’s Dad sir. He said very good, Fisayo, your girlfriend, I’m the father.
I started wondering! What could have happened?
The first thing that came to my head was whether Fisayo was pregnant and the parents found out. Pregnant how sef, we haven't done it before naw
I was lost in thought until the man said,'Hello,are you there?'When he noticed I had blanked off. It quickly jolted me back to reality.
I was having a talk with my uncle about marriage. He was the one who raised the discussion and then his wife said wait sef , Uncle Jide, don't you want to get married? I was like huh, from where to where?
I looked at my uncle’s face and he said yes, answer the question 😂
I said ohhhkayyy, you people planned for me today? No wonder the discussions have centered around marriage since I came. It’s not you people’s fault o. I was supposed to be in Epe if not that my client rescheduled the inspection. The wife laughed and said Bro Jide, time is going
Then my uncle said “and the funniest thing is that he has plenty fine babes hovering around him like bees” . She said ahh is it me you're telling? During Grandma’s birthday, didn't you see that chubby babe that came with him?
My uncle was telling me about when his wife was pregnant and what she used his eyes to see. He works just close to her office so most times they come home together. Unlike some, her pregnancy was very peaceful. The first three months that most people struggle with a series of issues like vomiting, spitting, and even hospitalization, she didn't experience any of that except that she was eating almost every hour. She went from barely finishing two wraps of Amala to finishing seven and more.
Sometimes, when they are returning from work , she would ask him to park at any nearest eatery because hunger is already striking her.
In fact, it got to a point, they now recognized them at Yakoyo 😂. When my uncle wasn't finding it cool anymore, he told her the way she eats now is embarrassing because who eats like 10 wraps of Amala at one sitting and still eat again when we get home? She would say babe it's not me, try to understand.
Even when he told my mum about it, my mum told him you better be thanking God that it’s just food. My uncle said is that why we should use all the money for cerelac to eat Amala? 😂
Guess what happened on the day of her delivery? It was almost like my mum knew she would want to eat too so she already made hot semo with egusi laced with okporokpo, pomo and tinu eran. It was her first grandchild so she was all pumped about it 😂
You see, on the issue of menstrual cramps, many of us have had similar experience with women. If there is one thing that is constant about women, it is the fact that they believe your world revolves around them always. Unfortunately, there's Zee world and there is reality.
Some of us care, I mean we care a great deal. I have watched a gf groan in pain to the point that I was confused and had to ask her if I should bring a Bible. I once shared the tweet here. But as much as we care genuinely, it doesn't mean that we can't get caught up with life occasionally.
With the same person, I've had a very serious fight with her over period pain too. I had gone to deliver stuff to my mum in her place in Mowe. My plan was to pass the night there and go to work from there the next morning which happened to be our MPR day. The evening before I left for Mowe, she was with me. No signs of period coming the next morning or whatever.
On my own end, after completing my assignment, the next day I set out to hit the road for work. MPR starts by 10am. I have no business waking up at 5am because where I'm going to is Bode Thomas, pretty straightforward. But this was a time when the road was still under construction. The moment I hit the road and saw that traffic before Magboro at 5am on a Friday, I wanted to die. 6, 7, 8am, I never reach Berger.
I quickly sent a WhatsApp message to my Line MGR “Madam, I'll be running late ma, please bear with me”. Also guess what? We do presentations during MPR and it was my turn. Imagine someone doing a presentation arriving late.
I also have about three people under me I was supervising at work. What type of leader doesn't lead by example? All these battalions of thoughts in my head. I was sweating profusely. When my Line MGR finally replied, she said “Aren't you the one doing presentation today”? I had to leave the message unread because wetin I won talk?
At Terminal 3 in Oshodi, I saw a wallet and I thought it dropped from the guy who just passed that spot. So I called him “Hello, your wallet” . He turned back and said thank you my bro and picked it. After he picked it, I had a hunch it wasn't his but I didn't pay much attention to it.
In a few seconds as I was approaching the queue to join the Bus, I saw a guy looking distressed and looking at the floor. I sensed he was looking for something so I asked “What are you looking for?” , he said wallet mi sir, mo sese withdraw owo la’ipe yi ( My wallet, I just withdrew money not quite long )
I said haa please come, he followed me. I quickly traced the man. I was looking at his “Atari” several meters away.
I was “Heyyyying” at him but he didn't look back. Maybe he saw me already and he entered one of the queues, left the queue again through the other end and was moving backward. Maybe he was trying to escape or just going on his own, I don't know but with the help of people that joined in calling him, we met him.
Told him the wallet he picked wasn't his. He said what do you mean? I asked the distressed guy the color of his wallet, and other things inside. Brown, 7k, 3 units of 50 naira notes, cowrie card, and three crucifixes tied together.
I asked the picker to bring the wallet and let's see, he said young man you're embarrassing me, what is this? I said don't worry, if we don't find these things he mentioned there, I will compensate you with 50k right here