Left my phone at the restaurant last night, will pick it up soon. This is always a great social discomfort, because my phone is in horrifying condition.

They will tease me mercilessly.
It is cracked in several places, and the case's seam has split quite a bit, so it looks like the stuffing is coming out of it.
It's a Galaxy S8 Active, and it's been the best phone I've ever had, and I don't want to get a new model, and it wasn't that popular so there aren't millions of old ones laying around for cheap.
It works fine, btw, or at least for my needs. I don't do much with a phone, so I've never been a heavy UI manipulator on it. The cracks can be annoying when you try to pinch zoom, but otherwise it's great.
I can't say something like, "hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it", cuz, well, it's pretty clearly broke all to shit. I just have to grin and bear it.
It used to be highly water-resistant, according to the ads. Nowadays if I were lost in the wilderness I could use it as a rainwater collector.
<sigh>

Children[*] can be so cruel.

[*] -- By which I mean thirty-somethings at my regular restaurant.

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21 Sep
My favorite take/spin on the blind men and the elephant is this stunning take from Peter Vaill. It's nearly a page of text, so I'll gist it here, but spell it out below.

gist.github.com/GeePawHill/9fa…
"The relationality of all experience contains challenges to our understanding of organizations that we have barely begun to come to terms with. I can illustrate this by extending the metaphor of the blind men and the elephant."
"In its conventional telling, each blind man had a grip on a different part of the beast, and they were unable to agree on what it was really, really like, that is, as one of Kuhn's 'fixed and neutral
experiences.'"
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20 Sep
Shirley Jones, "Til There Was You".

As with others, as with even Louis Armstrong, I grew up without knowing the past of these people on TV.
Mike Douglas was actually a pretty impressive crooner. Shirley Jones was a gifted soprano. Louis Armstrong was the most influential musician of the 20th century.

But you don't know, right, you're just a kid watching daytime TV.
Read 6 tweets
20 Sep
Coaching Pro-Tip: If your team never makes jokes at your expense, you're either losing outright or you're not quite there yet.
Diet coke, ideally in 20 oz bottles, is part of my several ways of getting through the day. My teams never see me without a Diet Coke cuz I'm never without a Diet Coke. This is, to put it mildly, odd.
About five years ago, I was at a site, sitting in my quarter-cubby, and I reached for my diet coke, and I put it up to my lips, and the soda in the bottle just hung there, stuck in the bottle, like it was some jelly solid.
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20 Sep
Man, on *that* topic, I been butt-cheek on phalanges for the last thirty hours, and I'm gonna remain so for at least the next thirty, but I gotta say, in my heart there's a substantial amount of "You best step off, child, cuz you about to be playin' out of your league."
It's not a part of myself I'm proud of, this longing to go the fuck off. I'm a little brother, tho, and when you're a little brother, there's no room for decency or kindness. We don't shoot to wound, cuz wounded big brothers are *dangerous*. :)
I once hit my big brother with a lamp, and it took 14 stitches to fix him up. Sure I felt bad, but not as bad as if he'd gotten ahold of me.

(I can assure you that my mother did not see it that way. Oddly, tho, my brother was cool about it. Desperate times, desperate measures.)
Read 18 tweets
20 Sep
Aside, sub-tweet but not mean-spirited: I do wish more of my friends and associates in the world of geekery would talk about stuff that isn't geekery.
Doesn't have to be world-historically important. Do you like trains? I like trains. Do you garden? Gardening is cool. Do you collect dolls? That's fucking excellent. Make stuff with a forge? Whoa.

I don't care what you're into, I care that you care about what you're into.
My geekery, and specifically my *agility*, begins in community, not code or process. Community depends on us agreeing to be 1) humans and 2) different and 3) mutually accepting, and 4) amazed.
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20 Sep
Cicada on me just now, complete terror.

Cicadas are completely harmless in every respect, but they are large flying insects that can land on you in the cool night air, and so are European hornets.
Two weeks ago I was stung twice by European hornets, two nights apart. I'm a little touchy about large flying things contacting my body just now. One of the stings, on my elbow, *still* hurts a little.
And let's be honest, I am a proper manly-man, albeit not a terribly good one, and every slightest physical complaint fills my mind to overflowing.
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