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25 Sep, 4 tweets, 1 min read
A new DNA Laboratory is opening in Lekki on October 18 and will be offering a whooping 75% discount on DNA Paternity tests for one month as promo. I signed a publicity contract with the M.D today. Many families in Nigeria will not wear the same colour of Aso ebi this December.
All the way from Northern Ireland, the retired Medical Doctor read about the high rate of paternity fraud in Nigeria and brought his life savings to come and plant in Lekki. Nigerian Billionaires don’t know how to take advantage of the bad things in this country.
They say that only a woman knows the real father of her child. So I have just one question for Nigerian married women especially those living around Lekki axis where their husband will easily access this facility. Mummy, is your marriage safe?
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A close female friend completely gave up on fitness goals today because all the gym instructors in 3 different gyms she tried registering in, were trying to sleep with her.
Gym instructors practice a a new level of prostitution in Nigeria. Because they’ve built a nice physique and firm muscles, they feel they can lure just any woman to bed
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Before you get married, open this Thread
There are things you need to discuss with your potential spouse before marriage. These topics should never be overlooked with the hope that things will fall in place. It might not. Talk!!!
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