The most central of the seven hills of Rome is the Palatine, in legend, where Romulus and Remus were found in a cave.

Many wealthy Romans of the late Republic era had their large homes (Nom. "palātium") here, including Augustus Caesar.
Augustus built his 'Domus Augustana Palātium' near a rise in the hill, a very large personal residence for the Emperor in a sacred place.

Hence, "Palace" became the term for giant residential buildings, especially for rulers or those with official power.
Later, Charlemagne established the Palace of Aachen in the Palatine region of Germany, starting in 792 AD.

The 12 "officers of the palace", his personal guard and trusted comrades were called "Comes Palatines", or paladins.
So, from Romulus and Remus to Augustus Caesar to Charlemagne, now you know why paladins have that name.

But I still need you to roll a nat 17 on Charisma if you want to make the saving throw vs. wands, Kevin.

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You may know:
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They've thrown their lot in with us: we preserve them in our genome & they protect us from other viruses.

Viruses on 'Team Human'.
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Our cells sometimes recognize them as internal viral invaders & express gene products related to viral immunity, the interferon pathways. This can lead to autoimmunity OR control of excessive immune activity.
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If you say someone has a laconic wit, you're saying they sound like someone from the city-state of Sparta ('Laconia' referred to the whole region).

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Why the reputation? (thread)
Sparta was famous for Stoicism & military efficiency, especially in contrast to Athens.

So when Phillip II of Macedon invaded Southern Greece, he sent a message to Sparta asking if he should come to their region as friend or foe.

"Neither" was the Laconic reply.
In response to that one word reply:
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Sparta's ephors (leaders) replied with the single word:
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Liber pater ('Free Father') was patron god of plebians, patron of male virility & boys becoming men.
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