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28 Sep, 5 tweets, 1 min read
nick siriani challenging dallas to a best of three rock paper scissors for an extra down
lol this game could easily be 55-7 right now, just an incredibly poorly coached team murdered by hilarious play calling from a guy howie roseman picked because he wouldn’t threaten his ego
the horrible part is with actual coaching this team has at least top 15 talent, but it’s been groundhog day for four years now
I like jalen hurts a lot and in the right scenario he’s a franchise qb. however, this is not that scenario and I feel genuinely awful for him
it all just furthers my theory that howie roseman has photos of jeffrey lurie hanging out with jeffrey epstein

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