If you'll bite a pumpkin I know you'll bite me
Dm me
Wait... Don't do that...I belong to Jesus
You eating uncut pumpkin???? I don't know if I should fear you or date you
Let me see your teeth...I know they sharp
If you'll bite a raw pumpkin... Your bite force must be amazing

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